Jes Stokes

concerned w/ climate change | coffee critic | philly sports geography geek | proud book worm | talk to me about cats

[Jes Stokes @letsgetstoked_]

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[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Whenever I see people fighting over whether they were a Nick kid or a Disney kid or a Cartoon Network kid, I get so confused bc y’all were just picking one…? I was flipping between all them mfs😩

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

randomly petting your cat while they're asleep and they do the little chirps and stretch out their paws in response is more effective than any antidepressant out there.

[solé @layxsnv]

HATE when bugs start flying around my ears i will knock myself out i dont give a fck

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i use “fuck” so casually i forget some people find it aggressive and offensive lol oops

[Emily Cooper @emmcooper42]

Without Googling, name a famous historic battle. I’ll go first:

(The beef goes national!)

#RingTheBell

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I tell my cat "I know" whenever he meows but I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I hate traveling bc I hate leaving my cats I be googling shit like “do cats kno when ur gone for too long”

[Queen Chimerazilla ☭🐾 @Qveen_Potato]

Didn't y'all get mad at Michelle Obama for having a vegetable garden

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....

[1Kalwaysdroppin_ @Philly_ASA]

“You think Philadelphia is better than every other city?!”

I know it, bitch.

[Dan @dannah__montana]

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'l be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JayTC53 And Go Birds

[Emily Cooper @emmcooper42]

Brandon Marsh: The People’s All Star

#RingTheBell

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

All adults need a summer vacation. Like let’s just close all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Maria @m0891740]

Others:
“i’m engaged!”
“i’m pregnant!”
“i just bought a house!”

Me: My favorite baseball team just won a regular season game tonight