Daniel Jacobi

[Daniel Jacobi @letsgobmonsters]

just got back from the most hellish work trip of my life.

me and kepler in a king bed at the apartment is one thing. me, kepler and maxwell sleeping sideways in a single bed in the middle of a tiny hotel room? kill me now.

i moved to the bathtub by 2am.

[Daniel Jacobi @letsgobmonsters]

too many days without bomb diffusals gone wrong. how else am i supposed to get my fix?

[Daniel Jacobi @letsgobmonsters]

fucking hell, i swear, if i see one more duck ornament make an unexpected appearance on our christmas tree i'm going to LOSE IT. look at this bullshit

[Daniel Jacobi @letsgobmonsters]

you're telling me i have to be at work at 9am and be okay with it?

[Daniel Jacobi @letsgobmonsters]

not really a secret At All when you can figure out who has you by process of elimination but i digress

[Daniel Jacobi @letsgobmonsters]

in 2 secret santa pools this year. one at work with bob and teller and one at home with maxwell and kepler. what am i, made of money?

[Daniel Jacobi @letsgobmonsters]

trying to find the fine line of how late into the night i can drink and still be able to function at work the next day. and then cross it.

[Daniel Jacobi @letsgobmonsters]

@KansasEst2009 fancy seeing you here. for the record, i do Not need your praise ... but i appreciate it.

[Daniel Jacobi @letsgobmonsters]

personally i would do a lot for a block of cheese and a "good job" right now

[Daniel Jacobi @letsgobmonsters]

ALANA WHEN I GET YOU

[Daniel Jacobi @letsgobmonsters]

please someone tell me why MY TOP SONG OF THE YEAR IS THE DUCK SONG. are you fucking KIDDING ME

[Daniel Jacobi @letsgobmonsters]

kepler's phone is so bright that it's keeping me awake. did you know he uses light mode?

[Daniel Jacobi @letsgobmonsters]

only a few more days before i have to fight tooth and nail to be excluded from a party ... wow, highschool me would really hate me now

[Daniel Jacobi @letsgobmonsters]

@heralovesyou_ you might be on to something here

[Daniel Jacobi @letsgobmonsters]

how do i convince the boss that every holiday is just as important to me as my anniversary of joining the team. think i can get more fireworks for christmas?

[Daniel Jacobi @letsgobmonsters]

what does a man gotta do to get good cheese around here

[Daniel Jacobi @letsgobmonsters]

they were WRONG

[Daniel Jacobi @letsgobmonsters]

"get a job in bomb disposal," they said. "disposing of bombs is the same thrill as blowing bombs up," they said.