Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson

You hate me cause you ain’t me | Waste Management Open grounds crew 97’ | @GoldmanSachs Debt Analysis | Away Team | GO DAWGS | Spontaneous |Propaganda enjoyer

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

Anybody else with me

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

@dennisYN67 That’s Houston man

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

I’ll never understand why you’d ever drive reckless in a service/work truck. Miller Roofing, I’m just going to assume y’all’s roofing quality is just like your driving capabilities. Dogshit

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

@ballhazin That blows. My fellow interns fuck

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

Good morning, @yungjoc650
I apologize for ever slandering your name. Keep raking.

Sincerely,
Clam Smeller

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

@philgrabscooch I think I can guess who you’re interning for

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

How retarded is this

My buddy who does copious amounts of a certain foreign substance won’t drink coffee at work bc he, “doesn’t drink caffeine”

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

“Yeah I think it’ll be a great idea to appeal to the 1% of fans and not the 99%”

Stick to baseball

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

“Disrespectful to the Liberty bench”

At what point will you not be allowed to show any emotion in the game of baseball?
#freetre #prophecy #dawgsss

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

@NoName68483906 The man has his priorities straight

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

My 90 year old grandpas fridge dox

[ℍ𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕥𝕠𝕟⚡️ @HamDawg115]

My man Kirby is CROOTIN

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

@AlexZambiia He lives an amazing life

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

@MikeStuddler Who tf posts this to twitter

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

Who wants to go coffee for coffee with me this incoming Monday at 10am EST? All are welcome.

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

Beer me please Cyndi.
#socksoftheday

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

Good evening

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

Anybody want to hit the slopes?
#socksoftheday

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

@howardander24 Idgaf how gay Stanley’s are if they keep ice in my drink for 3 days

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

@dennisYN67 Let’s go put coins on the rails

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

@DickMerrill420 Hot rod

[Mike “Clam Smeller” Johnson @letsgorangers90]

Chocolate waffle and x2 hashbrowns crispy.
#socksoftheday