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[J @letsjavit]

Passengers are going to be choking on farts

[Dan | 📈💪🚕 @danhinvesting]

130g of protein will be consumed this Uber shift. Not ideal but it's better than going the drive through. 💪

[J @letsjavit]

Genuinely disgusting

[J @letsjavit]

Record breakers 🥶

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Arsenal have set the record for the lowest possession percentage for a team playing in a Champions League final (since records began in 2003-04).

The previous lowest record was also Arsenal, set in the 2006 Champions League final, which they played 72 minutes with 10 men.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[J @letsjavit]

@johnnyb88_ State of ron weasley

[J @letsjavit]

@sspencerukk Needs pinning down and someone to cut it off with a knife and fork

[J @letsjavit]

Itauma is special

[J @letsjavit]

The video of him getting booted around some gaff is going to hit like crack

[Rebreak News @RebreakNews]

We just got sent this, not sure what’s going on and how much of this is true, that is crazy tho, look like her son? So lost lads. Please don’t just watch videos and believe everything.

[J @letsjavit]

@SuppressedSikh Scotch egg bollocks 🐐

[J @letsjavit]

@poetscorneruk Moron

[J @letsjavit]

@oscarwhite_15 @AshJJohnson34 @JSEFC_ So maybe mention that next time rather than only using Littler’s dominance as an example?

[NewsForce @Newsforce]

This might be the best SNL skit in the past 20 years.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This man corrects this bystander who mistakenly called his pet alpaca a llama

I feel like Australia is just another version of Florida or vice versa

[J @letsjavit]

@Scottytipss Paddy Power’s marketing is good enough as it is, this just makes it even better hahaha

[J @letsjavit]

@darcb1x “Luke Dean is dead to me” 😂😂😂😂

[J @letsjavit]

@ELBlythy1905 Both could do with a slap if we’re being honest 😂

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

Just hired this younger guy named Trevor.

Showed up to paint one of my units wearing Heelys.

He was done by lunch.

Now I’m getting my whole crew Heelys as mandatory uniform.

Still charging for a full day though…

[Jordan @TheKFCKezman]

Never forget

[J @letsjavit]

@sspencerukk Absolute belter though 😂