Nick

Jamie, display that parchment

[Frank White @playerpres76]

@LeahRay44 Smoke, drink, read, sleep. Simpler and better times.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Graham Platner: “The fact that Jeff Bezos exists and the fact that I know someone in Sullivan who works three jobs and pays 60% of her monthly income in rent, those two things are directly connected. There is no metric of hard work that justifies a billionaire when people in Eastern Maine work three jobs just to put food on the table”

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Absolutely bang on the money from Ian Wright.

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

Technology has robbed us of our best ominous sounds: an old phone left off the hook, and a record player that’s reached the end and is still spinning. I don’t even want to talk about TV static.

[Queen Bee @KingBobIIV]

@AndrewHWestern You're such an idiot.

All of these things already exist you massive fat dickhead.

[BrickyZebra @duplodude]

@AndrewHWestern Fucking waste of money. The dole has had this for over a decade and other sites have been doing it for over 30 years.

Bellends.

[nhu @maisonlongan]

the US fucked up so bad you got footy fans on here defending a referee

[Kendall Rowan @kendallrowanx]

Proper World Cup content

[Simon Turkas Photography 📷 @SimonTurkas]

@bluewmist https://t.co/cobAgRav6v

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Bit late to be honest

[Thelma Walker @Thelma_DWalker]

😂

[Peter Hitchens @ClarkeMicah]

.@energizerapid. I am not anti-technology, I prefer the advanced technology of railed transport to the backward, crude and obsolete technology of the motorised ox-car known as the car. What is it that you think I am calling for?

[Nigel Hambly @hambly_nig70627]

@JuliaHB1 @Keir_Starmer Starmer mentions women, you complain. If Starmer hadn't mentioned women you'd complain. You are so transparent it's untrue, completely desperate to be part of the narrative by posting nonsense...

[Nick @letskeeptheaxe]

@iiwasinthee212 Lol.

[Amelia Isabella @Dorthi226]

Predator low cost

[Nick @letskeeptheaxe]

@AskYoshik @RutVanEsselstyn Not everyone, mate.

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

Katherine Argent wrote a masterpiece of a tweet. We turned it into a dramatic one-take short film.

This is “Everything is Fine.”

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Mindset for Money @Mindset4Money_X]

Bro humans were down 3-0 and we just won game 7 this week 😭😭