Cypher

I might be her. You could check again, tomorrow.

[Cypher @LetsNoughtTry]

The world is fucked up and people are suffering and everyone acts like everything is normal but nothing is normal and I just hope you're doing ok.

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Hannah Montana is only famous because her dad was in Cypress Hill when he sang their hit song Jump Around.

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dude bff origin stories are all the same.
first, they hate each other...
and then, while awaiting an ambulance, bond over their shared love of a good old-fashioned knife fight.

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@Modern_001 it was mister smithers, all along!!

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you're all the same insufferable assholes as before.
it's heartwarming.

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peeling flesh is pretty rad.

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I'm on bottle 2, so I'll soon forget I had again spoken to y'all.

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the husband brought home 8 bottles of 'short dated' wine, so...

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you ever put earbuds in and realize you're kind of a Picasso?

me either.

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not that anyone wondered or anything, but i still exist and am not dead and stuff, so....yup.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Am i being canceled

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Why do I love music that hurts my feelings...?

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Also, I'm still kicking.

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@MangYars I mean...right?

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Instead of saying 'go fuck yourself,' I'm saying 'go eat a box of raisins.'
It's basically the same sentence.

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It's cute how I tweet as if any of you give a fuck anymore.

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I put on a new pair of shoes and they felt just like shoes.
It was unbelievable.

Don't forget to smash that like button.

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@ThisPlaceAgain You didn't say 'y'all' so...I mean.....do you REALL
Y live in Texas? 🤷‍♀️😂

[B @JustifiablyB]

people watching is better than tv

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@matthewkrier And by 'some people' I presume you meant me....
She said while sleeping.