HIM

was it crispy? right

[rat liker @rat_liker]

Imagine thinking this uncircumcised meal could compete with the noble corndog

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

The coworker I hate doordashed a fucking crab boil today

[Vincent Bevins @Vinncent]

I can't wait for the world to realize that stadiums in the USA are called like the Doritos CryptoScam Raytheon Thunderdome

[LPC @landpalestine]

Iran arrives at World Cup wearing pins of 168 schoolgirls killed by the United States

[Vincenzo @HeHateV]

The Internet is sleeping on the Japanese in Nashville but they’re having a time too

[helen @helen]

he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[JR @pdxbrocialite]

Shoutout to the private equity guy who decided Safeway doesn't need to have handles on their bags. Real bang up job you fuckin' dumbass.

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

You do want sound on

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@AdamFriedland I know who you are Adam- duh! Of course I’ll do your show. I love your show- but I definitely won’t be able to top the Chet episode.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Ash Stabbath @ashstabbath]

Happy Pride to this interview Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O did back in ye olden days of 2010

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

If you don’t have a plan miami gonna make a plan for you

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

[HIM @letsomearinhere]

Was asked to pay .81 cents for a sour cream at taco bell that i already paid for and they just forgot it and now i wish my local taco bell burns to the fucking ground actually idec

[Into Archive @into_archive]

Technicolor summer with Dior SS05 🌈 !!!

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Not the unpaid internship.

[HIM @letsomearinhere]

new self tanner i got was heavily praised for smelling like peaches

that was a lie cus tell me why i smell like a fkn backwood its actually nauseating