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Anybody else weirdly nostalgic about TV commercials?

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Let he that has not consumed an entire tub of Sabra hummus in one sitting cast the first stone.

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Okay but I really need to learn how to tweet. Someone please help.

#howtotweet #helpme #marketing #WritingCommunity #ijustdontgetit #hashtag #desperate

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Highly recommend this delightful western romp!!! Get onboard in time for the rest of the series!

[Emily S Hurricane 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 @ESHurricane]

If you haven't taken the plunge on Shotgun Cowgirl, it's #FREE on #Amazon today through to the 12th! Grab a copy and see what all the fuss is about! #western #romance #westernromance #historicalromance #badassheroine https://t.co/izTQE3SSs7

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Listen, all I'm saying is I'm glad the delivery man who brought my mexican food isn't the same one who brought my six pack of cookie sandwiches 30 minutes later.

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Want to run your work through a quality edit before self-publishing, but don't have $3k to invest in the whole affair? Boy, oh boy, have I got the amateur editing service for you...

https://t.co/DiY005zG4K

#WritingCommunity #selfpublishing #editing #discount #howdoihashtag

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This GrubHub delivery man has had me two nights in a row. So really there's nowhere for me to go but up. Look out, world.

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This one time, a boy I had a crush on told me I should be a nun. So... if you're feeling sad about yourself, I hope that gives you some perspective.

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Thinking about re-naming "Melody of Silence" in order to draw in more readers. Perhaps "The Bad Boy and the Preacher's Daughter" and I'll change the cover to a naked male torso. I know what you people want.

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Listen, I'm not saying I'm some kind of heroic, renegade altruist, but when I go in a public restroom and someone's already in there pooping, I make sure to be quick so they can finish in peace. #hero #philanthropy #generous #payitforward

[Seb Jenkins Author @AuthorSeb]

New 2019 film from Robert Eggers called 'The Lighthouse' in which two olden day keepers slowly lose their sanity, one of them called Thomas.

2017 - Short story by me called 'The Lighthouse' in which an olden day keeper called Thompson loses his sanity and attacks other keeper

[Anna Read @AnnaMRead]

16yo Dulcie glimpses people’s deaths at first touch&hides her curse behind sass and gloves. When her classmate Anselm sees more than death inside her,Dulcie starts falling for him.

Too bad he’s about to die.

Her curse holds her only hope of saving her 1st love.#pitmad #ya #con

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Sunshine, my BFF, and (at long last) a few free hours to catch up on my long-neglected CP buddies. Gotta love a long weekend.

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@Daniel_Aegan Well Happy Easter to you too, Daniel!🐇🥚✝️❤️

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@ehsleeta Where/how did you get it printed? I want to get my entire MS printed but it's WAY too long to do on my little home printer

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@hagaman_kl I deal with spiders by ignoring them until they go away and then living in constant mortal terror of all the spiders I allowed to live

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@AnnaMRead1 I see what you did here.

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@EmTemple Dear God

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@Kaynesampson I am headed west as we speak. I feel kinda bad for people who live out west. Going west is such a trope, lol

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I refuse to be on this platform and not use the proper past tense of tweet-- twat.