Rachel

boss up & change your life

[#NFL @babycr00kz]

Tracking number isn’t enough, I need to be on the delivery drivers private story.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

me after sitting in bed for 5 hours for no reason: damn I never have enough time to do anything

[Sofia ''Buff Girlfriend'' @sofiabuffgf]

Camera roll is like "check out this memory from 5 years ago!" and it'll be a photo of you at the lowest point in your life

[𝓜𝓮𝓰 ☻ @sadboimeg]

why is it so dehumanizing chasing a ping pong ball drunk across the floor

[D 💎 @TheDosageBrand]

I be thinking my ass fat until I see a fat ass and then I’m like aw ok aw ok

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

just enjoying the holy trinity of beveraginos

[melanie @earthdombaby]

THE MOON IS IN VIRGO

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

why does it take so much energy to maintain a convo now a days???? i used to be like 6 groupchats DEEP and now i gotta work extra hard mentally to type up a response to “wyd?”

[DRUSKI @druski]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[weed & wagyu @jessethechef]

That’s crazy she show me hella Tiktok but not this one

[albs @albertoutspoken]

Me: I can’t wait to go out and dance tonight
The dance in question:

[Leo 🦅 @hoeglizzy]

If her nails cost $130, I’m sending her 3 million hundred thousand infinity million dollars

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

“how’s your new job” well its a job and i have to work there and do work at it so it’s actually terrible thank u for asking

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

i just tried to booty call a man and he said he would but he ate too much spaghetti

[*_* @kyleighnicoleg]

Do dudes ever think “damn I DM’ed her 135 times maybe she’s not interested”