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COME SAY HI!! SNAP👻- lettucedine https://t.co/AieRjAQzBA

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I do all my own stunts but never intentionally https://t.co/qX1nLWBho6

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Your pants won’t get too tight if you don’t wear any https://t.co/i734gMk8zZ

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Netflix, pizza and naps. Oh boy https://t.co/CiLMgSjvHh

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I switched from my daytime sweatpants into my nighttime sweatpants https://t.co/5X6kvowvA8

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I want to live in a world where emails burn calories https://t.co/SFHqyijzUb

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List of things I’m handling well right now
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Made with love means I licked the spatula https://t.co/O0rGDIEwHn

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my weekend quarantine or not consist of animal crossing and looking forward to my next meal https://t.co/mrxFWbSOWB

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I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode https://t.co/PtQcPIxmFe

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This time of social distancing is more like figuring out all the things I can do from my bed https://t.co/lPcS6LuM1G

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Pinch me and I’ll punch you https://t.co/C2KHEJZtmz

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At least when you WFH, no one judges you when you show up late with a bagel and coffee https://t.co/KvIEZwKHaa

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Been practicing social distancing since '95 https://t.co/Nz83aV6hec

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I'd like to announce that I have no idea what I'm doing https://t.co/R5Udu7yZn2

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I put my grandma on speed dial, it's called @instagram https://t.co/9NPK7hnrpV

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Real question : is a hot dog a sandwich? https://t.co/LCLlme588Y

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In my book, mini means more of https://t.co/1n4xtcDt19

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Chop it like it's hot https://t.co/AVXvQn5xGJ

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I wish daylight savings started on Monday at 4pm instead of in the middle of the night on a Sunday https://t.co/jwQnpwQkkl

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Tacos are cheaper than therapy
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