Scarlett Chigers

*insert witty biog here*

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@Robynos91 😄 you'll have baby puking on you instead... sweet! Can't wait 😍

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@TomVGriff I might have managed to ask them what sandwiches they do

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@TomVGriff I wouldn't have had the guts to say it

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@TomVGriff Did you tell them you don't have to go to church because you're C of E?

[Tiffany Stevenson @tiffstevenson]

How many sexual predators does it take to change a light bulb?

One! But no one will believe he changed the light bulb until he does it 50 more times

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@achrislatham Right trousers? Typo? 😄

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@achrislatham @wearescientists Ahhh memories. Inevitable deafness in later years will be totally worth it when I remember these times.

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@achrislatham @TomVGriff @ExHighwayman One lump or two Mr Burglar, huh-huh-huh-huh!

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@TomVGriff @achrislatham @ExHighwayman looky what I bought today, the one with the poison in

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@TomVGriff You're very welcome, you nearly got an empty bottle of malibu (Jamie's idea!) thanks for the gif 😄 X

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

"My wife participates in the care of our children. She even volunteers to help me give them a bath and put them to bed occasionally! I'm SO lucky." Craig, busy dad.

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@Robynos91 😂 I remember once eating a large McDonald's meal and swearing Chris to secrecy so that I could have a massive Chinese takeaway for double dinners at the 'rents house after!

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@FoxSJFox 😂

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

What's difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Happy 70th birthday to the NHS! I moved to the UK 4 yrs ago after 4 decades using US health care. Was amazed at how easily I registered my family at our local GP. Quality care, free at point of use & £8 for prescriptions? Shocking to an American. #NHS70

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@achrislatham 😚

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@ExHighwayman Was that the best photo you got?! 🙈

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@achrislatham Welcoming :-)

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@achrislatham Doesn't matter what time anything is...