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yo, waddupp, letz get this bread 🍞

[ash 👄 @ashhhtheblunt]

this might actually be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[shizkaraasayz @letzgetthisbre1]

@megan_carey01 Big facts 🤷🏼‍♀️🤙🏼

[shizkaraasayz @letzgetthisbre1]

#NewProfilePic

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Life is rough. Sometimes you the windshield but most the time you da bug 🐜

[shizkaraasayz @letzgetthisbre1]

Merry Christmas Eve homies , the fat man comes tonite ! 🎄

[LeeLynn 💫 @lalaleelynn]

Kara said “I need a new contact picture of you” so I sent these and she zooms i’m on the second one and says “is this really you” IM CRYING IN FAZOLIS

[shizkaraasayz @letzgetthisbre1]

Kara thought 6 figures meant 600,000... um what?!

[shizkaraasayz @letzgetthisbre1]

@megan_carey01 @ me hoe

[shizkaraasayz @letzgetthisbre1]

yo I just farted and that shit STANK

[shizkaraasayz @letzgetthisbre1]

bitch. my butts out and im eatin a hawinann roll #college

[shizkaraasayz @letzgetthisbre1]

Y’all ever get a headache in your eyebrow??? #thatshithurted

[shizkaraasayz @letzgetthisbre1]

when I was little I use to feel scandalous watching Sex In The City cuz hehe sex

[shizkaraasayz @letzgetthisbre1]

Y’all ever get them Sally’s ???

[shizkaraasayz @letzgetthisbre1]

Baths make me feel like hot soup 😉

[shizkaraasayz @letzgetthisbre1]

Y’all. Kara just said “it’s so cool how when my windshield whippers wipe, I can see”
Homegirl WHAT

[shizkaraasayz @letzgetthisbre1]

good afternoon fellow carb lovers. Let’s get this breaD!

[shizkaraasayz @letzgetthisbre1]

If u don’t like soup. You is a hoe!!

[shizkaraasayz @letzgetthisbre1]

Yo. Is it possible to smell something cold?

[shizkaraasayz @letzgetthisbre1]

#facts #daily