leveredlloyd

Definitely not financial advice. Parody account. Follow me on IG: leveredlloyd

[leveredlloyd @leveredlloyd]

Bankruptcy: Part 1

[leveredlloyd @leveredlloyd]

This is disgusting. Anyway, any US tech firm currently hiring an exec?

[New York Post @nypost]

‘Sex warfare’: China, Russia send hot women to seduce US tech execs, steal secrets, report claims https://t.co/t60eeH3nQ0

[leveredlloyd @leveredlloyd]

Can’t wait to crop dust the sales row like a B-52 with Chipotle payload

[Michael Dell 🇺🇸 @MichaelDell]

Congratulations @jpmorgan on the opening of your new headquarters! 🎉🇺🇸🙏

[leveredlloyd @leveredlloyd]

Me blacking out on 6 $5 Presidente margaritas at a Chili’s in the Midwest after a ‘quick’ regional bank client meeting

[leveredlloyd @leveredlloyd]

“Yeah bro, i don’t eat seed oil. That stuff bad for u”

[leveredlloyd @leveredlloyd]

There won’t be a second date, but at least she knows that forward SOFR spreads are mispriced to the curve steepening narrative

[leveredlloyd @leveredlloyd]

@kidcrypto1924 **SURF LODGE LEFT THE CHAT**

[leveredlloyd @leveredlloyd]

Every summer I open a new bar in the Hamptons. Cheapest lease I can find, just enough plumbing to pass inspection.

Hire smoke show bartenders, book a washed DJ, and bring in TikTok influencers to call it a “hidden gem.”

$5 Costco tenders become a $100 Tender Tower.
Kirkland vodka? $25 a shot.

Reject 95% at the door to create fake exclusivity. No Resy. No signage.

Kids max out credit cards for clout.
Staff’s underpaid, tips are guilt-tripped.

Clear $2M by Labor Day. Same scam, new name next year.

We don’t sell drinks. We sell delusion. Have fun staying broke, suckers.

[leveredlloyd @leveredlloyd]

@VCBrags Easier to take a vibes-based pay cut when your parents are floating your rent

[leveredlloyd @leveredlloyd]

Things drunk traders thing about:

1) If i rip 2 upper decky 3mg ZYNs does that equate to 1 6mg

2) What is my projected burn rate if i get a divorce in 3, 6, 9 years

3) Do you think [enter bar here] will let me in wearing a white button down?

[leveredlloyd @leveredlloyd]

@MurrayHillGuy1 😂😂😂😂😂

[leveredlloyd @leveredlloyd]

The face I make after crop dusting the sales row

[leveredlloyd @leveredlloyd]

There’s someone out there rn that’s late for a Pilates class and has absolutely zero clue dow jones dropped 2,231 points on Friday

[leveredlloyd @leveredlloyd]

Deploying dry powder in the finmeme sector this am

[leveredlloyd @leveredlloyd]

@mauricedotxyz @wizardofsoho Always have been 🤝

[leveredlloyd @leveredlloyd]

A true Private Equity bro in training

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

Sell tik tok to me!

[leveredlloyd @leveredlloyd]

@AlliedCitizens I am a satire account lol. But this is the correct answer

[leveredlloyd @leveredlloyd]

So i don’t get this. We saw strong job and low unemployment numbers, yet equities sold off. Using the same logic, if companies start having mass layoffs, would that cause equities to rally?

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

BREAKING: Stocks drop on news of better than expected jobs report. Unemployment falls.

[leveredlloyd @leveredlloyd]

Missing the Bloomberg terminal user interface on the private sector section. Hasn’t changed since the 80s

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The forcing function for improvement in the public sector is weak

[leveredlloyd @leveredlloyd]

@HighyieldHarry Are we joining forces on this? I can provide comprehensive S&T data