Wingardium Leviosa

[My shitty brats married 8/8: @actual_jaegs 8/16: @actually_eren ] Don't mention it, love. I sing, rhyme and kill titans at the same time. Hates D words.

[Wingardium Leviosa @levi_heichou]

Que manges-tu à tous les jours?..? — I dine on the flesh and blood of my enemies. https://t.co/Dt5ZVbbC1q

[Wingardium Leviosa @levi_heichou]

What's your biggest problem of ur life? — Multitasking: Looking good while fighting the titans, and trying not to die while keeping everything clean at the same time. https://t.co/fxdRHiRW2E

[Wingardium Leviosa @levi_heichou]

Hn.

[Wingardium Leviosa @levi_heichou]

What is your dream bedroom? — A clean one. https://t.co/wWGycfNQdA

[Wingardium Leviosa @levi_heichou]

What's the fastest way to make a situation awkward ? — If it's just one person you're facing: Stare deep into their eyes until they feel uncomfortable enough and leave
If it's a crowd: Laugh at everything or not at all https://t.co/CEzA2n1kbz

[Wingardium Leviosa @levi_heichou]

:D

[Wingardium Leviosa @levi_heichou]

Cleans

[Wingardium Leviosa @levi_heichou]

@FjellvikKristin If they're clean and know how to clean as good as me.

[Wingardium Leviosa @levi_heichou]

Merry Christmas everyone 🎄🎄🎄

[Wingardium Leviosa @levi_heichou]

Will you be my friend? — Yes as long as you're clean http://t.co/bX76JheK4m

[Wingardium Leviosa @levi_heichou]

is the d word dwarf? — No, there's a word I hate even more that starts with the letter "d" http://t.co/6YNmYYMBWE

[Wingardium Leviosa @levi_heichou]

what is it eren — gasps you meme http://t.co/csA2V7Qs3Q

[Wingardium Leviosa @levi_heichou]

Time slows down whenever you're around can you feel this magic in the air?
It mus... — What are these? Song lyrics? http://t.co/PiRPwSWIZ2

[Wingardium Leviosa @levi_heichou]

do you like Petra? — She was a neat person. http://t.co/CaGRDTTiRq

[Wingardium Leviosa @levi_heichou]

Why you never confessed your love for Petra & watched... — I've seen many comrades die in front of me...I guess ... http://t.co/aB6LT5Ptoc

[Wingardium Leviosa @levi_heichou]

I'm dead inside. — Uh oh http://t.co/fcpcSwmP4n

[Wingardium Leviosa @levi_heichou]

Good morning, soldiers.

[Wingardium Leviosa @levi_heichou]

Can I drink some tea with you ? — Sure I have some Earl Grey ready. http://t.co/LvuWZRT0a1

[Wingardium Leviosa @levi_heichou]

Have you ever ate pizza ?? — What is this thing "pizza" that you speak of? http://t.co/jUnGX57ndU

[Wingardium Leviosa @levi_heichou]

L E V I — Y E S HELLO I AM HERE http://t.co/gXwipHtmJb