Levi Karns

[Levi Karns @levi_karns]

Karma is a bitch man and lately I’ve been sleeping with her

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Waitress: Let me get this mess out of your way
Me: I already called her an Uber thanks

[Levi Karns @levi_karns]

As this world goes to shit im also considering an open shooting range too masks AIN’T mandatory

[Levi Karns @levi_karns]

I think I should turn the junkyard into a giant bar where you can smash shit and be as loud as you want

[Levi Karns @levi_karns]

If anyone’s curious enough look at what Nostradamus predicted for this year... good luck everyone. See y’all in hell.

[Levi Karns @levi_karns]

Anyone know what time that civil war is supposed to start and if I’m supposed to bring any baked goods to it or not?

[Levi Karns @levi_karns]

How about this year..?

[Levi Karns @levi_karns]

All I want for my birthday this year is an 8ball and fireworks

[Levi Karns @levi_karns]

Self sufficient*

[Levi Karns @levi_karns]

1:30 in the morning drunk means sufficient right?

[Michael Harris @michaelMFharris]

the sexual tension between me, 50 degree weather, and a bonfire is crazy

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

The t-rex’s name is ‘Large Kevin’

[Levi Karns @levi_karns]

Need a date for a wedding on Saturday any takers?

[Levi Karns @levi_karns]

Could write a book on ways to fuck up in life and a paragraph on how to fix it

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

you have to hurt to heal.

[Levi Karns @levi_karns]

I think I should turn the junkyard into a giant bar where you can smash shit and be as loud as you want

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Me checking outside to make sure I still hate the general public

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

At 4:20 on 4/20/2020 there will be 4 twenties