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Bring me the dogs

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Asking stupid questions on set >>>

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Never watched Seinfeld and I never will

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If you don’t want me I know that the club will

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My favorite part is when the beat drops

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When I was a kid I asked my dad once why he crossed his legs while he sat and he said when you’re a married man you’re allowed to do that

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When people describe themselves as attractive or intelligent it’s like…so actually that’s not up to you

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Everyone complains when a non twink calls themself a twink but what’s really annoying is when a guy who isn’t even that chubby labels himself a bear 🤷‍♂️

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Every salad should have at least one vegetable you don’t like but eat anyway because that’s the point of having the salad in the first place

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The Strokes is the most whatever band ever

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Nobody warns teachers how difficult signing students’ yearbooks are at the end of the year omg…what do you mean I can’t just write HAGS 😑

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Hereditary was the most whatever horror movie ever

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Drake dropped three albums bc two of them are bad

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Yawning like crazy and I’m not even at the bar yet

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I’M asking you to reinvent the wheel

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I would have been so gagged if I found out the call was coming from inside the house

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Ads on iMessage games…

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Mega Flygon we still talk about you

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Live music would be such a vibe at the gym

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1:49 - 1:59 oh wow

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Top 3 The Killers song for like ten seconds https://t.co/tvQogoBTF5