It's my birthday month so if anyone feels like buying me a gift πππ₯Ί ( or an early wedding gift cause that's half the list anyways π ) https://t.co/xsbYARnDkN
My wife: "If I'm snoring and keeping you up just wake me up."
Me after shaking her to the point shes almost off the bed but still snoring peacefully asleep
I fell asleep at 10pm so I woke up at like 4:30 but that's the time my wife was just going to bed I think or at least going back to bed and now my BIL just went to bed but I'm wide awake but can't do anything or I'll wake them up