Levi?

Five star man.

[Levi? @levicantreed]

When someone asks me if I'll be able to use my high school acting achievements in order to further my career, and get a job out of college:

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

MY MAYOR ILLITERATE
MY HOAGIES LEGITIMATE
MY PRINCESS IS DI
FLY EAGLES FLY

[Perisov @spkrts]

The fact the wokest player in the sport is on the Braves of all teams is so funny

[SummoningSalt @summoningsalt]

@MLB what in the world

[MLB @MLB]

Watching the reveal about Trimming the Herbs in the new @SummoningSalt video 😱

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

Orel Hershiser on Cristopher Sanchez’s scoreless streak coming to an end:

“I was rooting for him. I don’t think my friends and family were though. It was a special time in my life. It changed my life. If it changes somebody else’s life that’d be just fine.”

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen somebody get a standing ovation for allowing a run.

Cristopher Sanchez smiles as his streak ends. What a moment for the lefty. He’s in baseball history forever.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[John Foley @2008Philz]

I spoke with Grover Cleveland Alexander today about Cristopher Sánchez possibly breaking his franchise consecutive scoreless inning record.

“I’m rooting for him,” said Alexander, age 139. “He’s an incredible talent.”

Classy stuff from Old Pete.

[Howie Roseman’s Burner @HowieBurner]

The best 3 hitters on the Phillies are:

The most hyped phenom in baseball history who carried the team back to relevance

A dude who looks like a 45 yo hungover dad hitting wiffleball nukes at a kids birthday party

A caveman

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

Bryce Harper after Dave Dombrowski called him mid

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

I think it's good when poor kids get to visit the aquarium.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I appreciate that there really is no explanation for this one besides “the team just likes it when the Manager gets fired”

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Feel like the Bible is quite explicit on this one

[Carson Bowen @CarsBow910]

Ted Turner spent 20 years making sure a kid in Montana could watch the Braves. MLB spent 20 years making sure a kid in Atlanta couldn’t

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem

(via lpaulfranklin / TT)

[Victoria @fakehockeyteam]

my sister said "there's no limit on how many Philly teams can lose. There is, however, a limit on how many can win. And that number is one."

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Ichiro got his 3rd MLB hit in his 10th at bat and his batting average never dipped under .300 for the rest of his career 😳

[76ers Sixth Man @76erSixthMan]

Hey @AlbertBreer. Nice to meet you. I’m a 50-year season @sixers season ticket holder and die hard fan. Had eye surgery so I’m forced to wear glasses. Sorry if you don’t like my drip.

#GoSixers
#SIXTHMAN👍🏀👍🏀

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Am I the only one who remembers a year ago when a bunch of teenagers said we had to cut the funding to like Sesame Street and AIDS prevention because we were on the verge of financial collapse? Did we all just imagine that?

[🫡 @YordanForHOF44]

This is the league in which Trevor Bauer threw a 7-inning no-hitter btw