@Ticketmaster already doing its usual thing while i try to get in the waiting room for @ellalangleymsic presale 😡 it’s exhausting dealing with this EVERY TIME there’s a concert.
In Pittsburgh to see @NikkiGlaser with tickets I bought for Zach for Christmas in November and @StubHub screwed us and now we don’t get to go. Great fun. Nikki help 😩
Tried to go to an early listen of @zachlanebryan new album, 2 hours away. A place that had literally 10 seats, was not really a dive bar that represented “the great American bar scene” and couldn’t hear shit. So have no idea what it sounds like. Can’t wait for July 4th.
the men of the world need to be watching their fucking backs now that women everywhere know a man like joey exists, like the bar is in HEAVEN #TheBachelor
“Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis. Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius”
May be one of the best lines in a song ever, honestly