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[yams 🐑 @levinduke]

I LEFT MY PIKMIN IN FUCKING FRANCE

[fhASSA @fhASSA_]

Today the german street fighter discord runs another tournament for a single döner kebab and once again it's hella stacked

[associate of the moth @amandasfemme]

it’s time

[catt 🪑 @cattnipt]

sin eaters #FFXIV

[Victoire de Montréal @PWHL_Montreal]

UNE ENTENTE RENOUVELÉE, SOLIDE COMME UN ROQUE! 🪨

La Victoire de Montréal s’est entendue à nouveau avec l’attaquante Abby Roque pour un contrat standard de deux ans.

A ROQUE SOLID SIGNATURE!

The Montréal Victoire have re-signed forward Abby Roque to a two-year Standard Player Agreement contract.

[Bitzel @BitzelYT]

so full of water. my belly is an indoor pool, for pizza to swim in. Sorry, Just kidding around. I also say normal things if that’s more your thing

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

(Being corrected on basically anything) I’m sorry, I didnt realise you went to knowledge school

[ominous @0MINOUSLUMINOUS]

walking around wearing a white tshirt with the words PLEASE DONT HURT ME scribbled on it with a sharpie

[turbomander @turbomander]

*exhaling into a bubble wand like its a cigarette* ...fuck it. you guys wanna play pretend or something

[yams 🐑 @levinduke]

never forget when they named a fontaine npc "gofuckyourself"

[yams 🐑 @levinduke]

mind you i wasnt even put on the waitlist after i told my psych i was going to [train goes by]

[yams 🐑 @levinduke]

i don't think i've ever been put on a waitlist for psychotherapy so quickly #watdatmean

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real

[Charlotte :3 @charloofers]

"welcome to the real world" your real world fucking sucks my guy, that's why we're trying to change it

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Mental health tip Get on Twitter immediately after Opening Your Eyes in the morning and Don’t get out of bed until you have Scrolled Aimlessly for at least 2 Hours

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[yams 🐑 @levinduke]

it is my god given right as a lesbian to act like im running the habs like the navy

[carson @carsonstrash]

far too many gay people talking about sports recently

[r @6ffside]

the sportsball bit is boring

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

not only did carter hart lose but he also put up the worst goaltending performance in stanley cup finals history, & that’s something that everyone can celebrate!

[yams 🐑 @levinduke]

writing the most baffling nonsensical scribbled out journal entry and hurting my wrist. okay

[yams 🐑 @levinduke]

me freaking out a bit and telling my mom "you don't get it i don't feel like a human being" and she says "everyone feels like that what do you mean" ??????? YOU!!! YOU'RE THE CULPRIT!!!!!!