Levi S. Johnston

A highly blessed, music-obsessed, Jesus professed, softly expressed husband and father.

[Levi S. Johnston @levisamjuno]

@TheStingisBack Gabby Johnson is right!

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@Askfimaker @Hey7200 @wolviebets @25YearsAgoLive

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@Hart_Horrors

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@MuppetGuests @StrongBadActual

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@worthitorwoke I know the quote but I've never seen whatever movie it's from.

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@ATRightMovies The Secret Garden

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My cast list:

Every character played by @peteholmes

[Paul Walter Hauser @WrestlerHauser]

IF I REBOOTED BATMAN:

Batman - Jon Hamm
Robin - Taron Egerton
Joker - Bo Burnham
Catwoman - Selena Gomez
Mad Hatter - Rick Moranis
Bane - Kevin Robert Kesar
Scarecrow - Colman Domingo
Jim Gordon - Brian d’Arcy James
Alfred - Tilda Swinton

#WhoWouldYouCast ?

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@SandyofCthulhu Every time!

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@bebe_strange @moreAvoda @sapphyreblayze Especially between 1 and 3 pm when the pop up rain showers hit.

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@BMcGrewvy @JoelWBerry You dip the carrots in the tap water. Great source of calcium.

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@farmingandJesus Happy birthday! You're just under a month ahead of me.

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@jopawo It's absolutely the worst! I got my first bout at 40 after Thanksgiving. Thought I'd broken my foot somehow.

I take tart cherry capsules everyday, and avoid high fructose corn syrup as much as possible--HFCS is my biggest trigger for another episode.

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@Bennieeexyz

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@reddit_lies With a CPAP?

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@reddit_lies What's with the uptick in "different to me" instead of "than" or "from"? I've seen it several times today alone.

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@EndWokeness I grew up near this gas station. She's schizophrenic and was off her meds per her daughter's statement.