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[The Levittator @levittator31]

PLEASE

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

All the teams that would need to adjust payroll based on the MLB's latest proposal

[The Levittator @levittator31]

@DSimpson88 This is an amazing tweet, but the bigger problem is that the dog has no concept of a suspension.

He'll just assume that the team is on a normal road trip because he prob won't come to the park. It's neither punishment nor deterrence

[The Levittator @levittator31]

Literally all her other tweets have 0 - 20 RTs and maybe a couple dozen likes max. This has 700 and counting, with 2.7k likes. Absurd

[The Levittator @levittator31]

This writer probably just thought she wrote a routine article about zoo news.

NO! It has captured the imagination of the sports betting and fantasy communities and gone viral with 100s of people making jokes about sports trade dynamics

[Megan Swift @mgswift7]

Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo.

Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @TribLIVE 🦍
https://t.co/qU732Imrfg

[The Levittator @levittator31]

All professional sports teams should have a team dog. Probably the easiest PR/goodwill/fan engagement that exist. The training services seem to like the publicity too, and most players probably enjoy having a puppy around as well

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Natty. He's the first official team dog for the Washington Nationals. He makes his big-league debut on Friday and will learn basic skills and socialization with the team before he goes on to formal service dog training with Canine Companions. 13/10

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

This is legitimately insane.

Banning cell phones in schools might turn out to be the best thing we’ve done for our kids in a generation.

[The Levittator @levittator31]

Jon really needed to ask for a review on this. They went to commercial so they had time

[Zion O. @DukeNBA]

Cam caught an elbow to the face and they didn’t call it lol so prob should be more

[The Levittator @levittator31]

@_Codesword It’s especially insane when everyone is saying how they’re going to bully Duke by applying pressure and being more physical.

Being more physical generally results in more fouls. That’s the tradeoff.

[Zion O. @DukeNBA]

He broke his foot three weeks ago and everyone thought he was done for the year.

He anchored Duke’s comeback in the Sweet 16 tonight.

Caleb Foster is a Duke legend. Unforgettable performance

[The Levittator @levittator31]

Is this the luckiest run in sports? Assuming average chance of 30% of the title from S16 appearance (feels high tbh), that’s a 0.81% chance

[DraftKings @DraftKings]

UConn could go on a monumental run this weekend in the men's tournament starting tonight vs. Michigan State 👀‼️

[The Levittator @levittator31]

@DSimpson88 Wooden and Auriemma are the others with legit arguments. Both had (or are having) even crazier runs of success in eras (or leagues) with substantially less parity.

[The Levittator @levittator31]

Coaches we can rule out:
Davis (obviously)
Scheyer (wouldn’t refer to Duke in 3rd person)
Forbes

Think Wade is the massive favorite

[Josh Graham @JoshGrahamShow]

“If you’re going to say that, put your name on it.”

Steve Forbes says he was so “disgusted” by this anonymous ACC coach’s comment about Hubert Davis that he sent it in to the ACC league office.

[The Levittator @levittator31]

What a freaking warrior to even get close to playing in 3 weeks. Major kudos to the medical staff for working on miracles

[Chris Lea - Sportscaster @ChrisLeaTV]

Just in: Junior Duke guard Caleb Foster (foot) has a 50/50 chance on playing tomorrow versus St. John’s tomorrow according to his family. Duke practices at Capital One Arena at 1:50, so we will see if he participates. The boot & scooter are precautionary. @WRAL

[The Levittator @levittator31]

There WAS a way for users to tell the difference and they nuked it for $8/month

[Seth Davis @SethDavisHoops]

This is the golden era for parody accounts tweeting out false breaking news reports. Maybe someday this here app will help users tell the difference. In the meantime retweet with caution everyone.

[The Levittator @levittator31]

I hate this fucking app so much now

[Jon Rothstein @NotJ0NRoth]

Sources: Bill Self will be announcing his retirement later today. Self will be stepping away from the Jayhawks after 23 seasons.

UNC and Kansas are now open.

We sleep in fucking May.

[The Levittator @levittator31]

Will they also make Brad Stevens say no?

[Rob Reinhart @RealRobReinhart]

#BREAKING: Kansas head coach Bill Self is retiring, per sources.

After 23 years and two national championships with the Jayhawks, the legendary coach has decided to call it a career.

One of the hottest jobs in sports is now open.

[Conor O'Neill @ConorONeill_DI]

Oh right right right.

[The Levittator @levittator31]

The only fair thing is to bring him back with a huge raise and larger buyout to signal full confidence in his coaching abilities!
#ExtendHubertDavis

[Seth Davis @SethDavisHoops]

Not sure I've seen many situations like the one that is happening at North Carolina regarding Hubert Davis. My understanding is the administration asked Hubert if he wants to continue, and he said emphatically yes. To let it go on for this long with no decision is not fair to anyone. At this point it would be very very difficult to bring him back. He would enter next season under a huge cloud. Usually the best strategy in this situation is to rip the Band-Aid off and make a decision one way or the other. To let it linger for this long is unnecessary and healthy. Here's hoping we get a decision on this one way or another very very soon.

[The Levittator @levittator31]

@JasonDukeEvans Why stop there? Obviously NBA Coach of the Year Kenny Atkinson is dying to go back to the college ranks