Levys Wallet

suffering spurs season ticket holder. my eyes have seen the glory of the cups at white hart lane and the Spurs go marching on, glory glory hallelujah

[Levys Wallet @levyswallet]

@Tripple____M Gabriel 🚀

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I've been practicing this morning by cutting my bacon with a spoon.

[Levys Wallet @levyswallet]

@Telegraph Torygraph

[Football Confidential 🌐 @footballconfid1]

Cole Palmer panenka vs Spurs… best ever? 🤔

The celebration makes it for me.

[MwepuMagic @MwepuMagic]

Nick Woltemade. To this day this is the best penalty I have ever seen.

[Craig. @bambibristol]

It turns out that a recruitment strategy based solely on selecting the most bigoted white man in a constituency, isn’t a great way to identify talent.

Who knew eh?

[Football Confidential 🌐 @footballconfid1]

Arsenal are such a rancid team of cheats. Glad PSG did their prep and came up with a plan to stop this.

The good guys won in the end 👏

[Levys Wallet @levyswallet]

@AFC_Baqi Bale shits on Saka the fucking fraud

[BIG Tizzy @TSpursfan]

Gareth Bale 5 ucl. Arsenal entire history 0 European trophy 🅾️🅾️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Andy Robertson, confirmed as new Tottenham player on a free from Liverpool.

Up next: Marcos Senesi. 🇦🇷

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

We are delighted to announce the signing of Andy Robertson ✍️

A leader on and off the field, the highly decorated Scotland captain will join the Club on July 1 following the expiration of his contract at Liverpool.

Read more 👉 https://t.co/vF0VxOqEVd

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Rob Kenyon has called for all knives to be banned.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Fuck me, that sexist plumber that Reform found in a pub DIED ON HIS ARSE.

It was the worst performance I’ve ever seen on QT. I almost felt sorry for him at one point then recovered by remembering that he’s a misogynistic arsehole standing for a racist party.

#QuestionTime

[JBL @johninsouthfla]

When money comes into my bank account for any work I've done for someone, HMRC calls this 'Income'. I would like to call it a gift, but I can't.

If Fa Rage gets £5m for working on Brexit projects, that is also income. It should be liable to 40% tax. But, is it?

[Football Confidential 🌐 @footballconfid1]

Happy 5-Day Anniversary to those celebrating today ❤️

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Let that sink in and never vote Reform

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Gent in t-shirt on Reform UK's policing targets, "Where are you going to get 30,000 police officers from?"

Robert Kenyon, "That's a problem for whoever is recruiting them"

*audience laugh*

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

#bbcqt “I'd rather have a career politician than a plumber who's a sexist!”

The question asked most about Reform’s Makerfield candidate was about comments he’s made about women.

[Alex 𝓕𝓪𝓷 @xAlexTHFC]

Fine.

We will reluctantly accept the €150m bid.

[Monsieur Noir @MrBlackFootball]

Happy 119 hours and 56 minute anniversary to all who celebrate