Christopher Leverenz

I might be the biggest Nats fan ever.

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@JeffBezos She’s watching you kill a storied institution from The Great Beyond. #megadonk #bald #errandboy

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@questlove Y’all coming down to play Artscape is giving me life. Baltimore thanks you!!

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@1xeraz

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@EBJunkies Who in their right mind is taking the Commanders at +2.5? I raise the stakes against every week. Last week I bet $600 on Lions beating the spread. Feel even more compelled this week with Dolphins only needing a FG.

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@EBJunkies My GF just warned me “Parking is a show.” Pretty soon she’ll be calling chicks “Lee hainey”. Can’t wait.

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@TonyPannWBAL Thanks for speaking up, Tone! My bro was one of the dedicated meteorologists let go from his dream job at NOAA last week. Fired for poor performance after getting exemplary marks from his supervisor and marked as an essential employee. There is no humanity in what’s going on.

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@babydocwhit @Doug_Zbi @cyclesofthemind @ChrisVanHollen Your lack of empathy and your fundamental misunderstanding of the rights and duties of citizenship told us you never took a civics class…. You didn’t have to.

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@kenklippenstein Catching Snape Deathly Hallows Vibes from this bs.

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The government asking its employees to narc each other out has a Snape Deathly Hallows vibe to it. The #adverseconsequences of Trump. #thisisAmerica

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Internal memo Homeland Security employees received today instructing them to send evidence of hidden DEI programs to “[email protected]”

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@EBJunkies I can’t believe the guy that didn’t when the steak challenge just alluded to myself having a refined palate. @matt_valdez #gtfoh

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@mike_gordon If you could purchase a venue you’ve played in…. https://t.co/oenIEWODhE

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@EBJunkies Valdez is so desperate for this game to matter. I can see through him just like the cellophane wrapper of the Newport pack him and all his hick friends would smoke out by the water where he grew up. @matt_valdez

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@EBJunkies I tune in for elite talent evaluation. I’m hearing too much chiming in from that waterbilly in the back. No real city experience, yet he speaks like he represents Baltimore. GTFOH #notyourrival #disrespect @matt_valdez

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@pattonoswalt When you come after Joe than the battle is on. This rap goes out to stupid Don. #community

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How can @jpflaim talk about taste preferences and in the same breath tell an anecdote about voluntarily going to a nubbs Subway?! Palate Disrespect. @JunksRadio @bit_season

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@matt_valdez Did JP get breakfast today? I don’t remember that being mentioned. Or is that practice dead?

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@Buster_ESPN Can we kill the MASN deal now?

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@EBJunkies Maybe it’s cause I’m stoned, but I could listen to that donk all day.

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@EBJunkies building at University of Baltimore. #molny

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@notyouravgma @ESRosebud Was worried that said “Chief’s Kiss” for a second.