Lewd Uncle

Just hit the cooler! 🧊

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This is how you spell boobs in Braille:

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Uncle Tip #1: just hit the cooler 🧊
She might never see it coming 😂
Follow for more dangerous advice

[P. HALL @_phall]

My wife leaving the bedroom after a hug:

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I just love that hit song ‘Doctor Take the Wheel’. It’s one of my all-time favorites.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Acts of war unauthorized by Congress.
The U.S. is attacking Iran according to AP.
https://t.co/Bgwk8yIdRT

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@Fact

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@schiz04renic Santa

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@RichardStrocher Did you do it yourself?

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@thefarmers_Dog Updog

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@rangichan Updog

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@EmilySm43 Daddy, you outdid yourself

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@MemesToSave Things that make you say hell yeah!

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@Yanga_Co Who’s gonna achieve the number #1 seed?

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@krispykreme Fixed it!

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@ABC If it was Burger Queen we know that they wouldn’t have listened.

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@mrmikeMTL Updog

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@nort0rious @weekdayjokes Oh not much, what’s up with you?

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@hateshojungshi Tywin Lannister

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@haniya_445 Gary

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@Emanhuyrr Captian’s Peak