Longfang

just a person who is constantly exhausted with everything

[Longfang @lewddreamon]

as i recently bought a ps4 exclusivly so i can play Bloodborne again (my last one was stolen) i am once again reliving this.
#Bloodborne

[SarahJane ✨ @SarahJaneAFK]

Since you guys enjoyed the first video - HERE'S PART 2!

Final Fantasy XIV sounds that live rent-free in our heads... 😳

[SarahJane ✨ @SarahJaneAFK]

FFXIV sounds that live rent-free in your head...

[Chibirobo1 @chibirobo12]

Warframe except it's absolute chaos

[Nerdcognito @Nerdcognito]

The Cleric's Guide to "Why I'm not healing you."

[Daniel Franke @dfranke]

You buy a German anvil. It contains 83 moving parts and requires winding twice a day. It's forged from excellent steel, holds tolerances across all three striking faces to within three microns, includes a beautifully indexed horn-adjustment mechanism nobody asked for, and requires a proprietary 11-point spanner should you need to replace the rebound calibration bushing. It runs flawlessly for years, but one day it starts up in limp mode because the onboard anvil-management system detects that it's overdue for its 50,000-strike inspection.

You search AliExpress for a Chinese anvil, and are presented with a multitude of offerings from such household-name brands as DUKXJYIBF, HDBTGMXI, AND UEJQIP. They're all priced to within a few pennies of each other, appear completely identical except for the nameplate, and obviously all came out of the same factory. You text your blacksmith friend to ask if they're legit. He tells you he got one like that from KIXJBU a few years ago, and that it's been great and a terrific deal. You thank him, but KIXJBU seems to have folded so you buy the one from UEJQIP. When it arrives, it feels suspiciously light. You scratch it and realize it's iron-plated aluminum.

You buy an American anvil. It's five times the price of the competition, but it comes from a brand that your great-grandfather used to love. It comes boxed with a warranty registration postcard, twenty pages of safety instructions, assay certificate, and a regulatory slip which lists its FCC certification and ITAR registration. It looks just like your friend's KIXJBU. There's a "Made In China" sticker on the bottom.

You buy a Russian anvil. It arrives coated in cosmoline, wrapped in newspaper from 1974, and weighing 40% more than advertised. The finish looks like it was machined with a shovel. The face is not flat, but somehow this does not matter. You drop it off a truck, accidentally leave it outside for six winters, and use it to straighten a bulldozer blade. It's fine.

You buy a Swedish anvil. It comes flat-packed in a long cardboard box with cheerful Neo-Grotesk lettering and a line drawing of a smiling man assembling it with an Allen key. The instructions contain no words, only pictograms showing the anvil face, horn, waist, feet, and 112 identical-looking fasteners. Halfway through assembly, you discover that the pritchel hole was installed upside down, but only because you used peg B17 where you should have used peg B71. Once assembled, it is clean, stable, and works better than it has any right to. You immediately wonder whether you should have bought two.

You buy a Japanese anvil. It arrives wrapped in rice paper inside a paulownia box, accompanied by a certificate bearing three generations of signatures and a photograph of the first production example being presented to the Emperor. The face has been hand-polished by a seventy-eight-year-old master whose family has made striking surfaces since the Muromachi period. You are given detailed instructions for oiling it with a cloth folded in a specific way. It is the most beautiful object you own. You never quite work up the nerve to strike it.

[버러지 / beoreoji @oyaji_1201]

I steal cheese!

[satoru ♡s cas @radioactivloser]

“So then I asked ChatGPT-“

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Accuracy International when the UK officials showed up just to make sure they weren't actually three guys in a shed.

[Rosiebellmoo @rosiebellmoo]

Would destroy my gpu for balls o.O

[Longfang @lewddreamon]

@sisterlelianas valkyr is either "the girls are fighting!" or "its done, theres blood everywhere" and shes so much fun

[celia 🪐 @sisterlelianas]

forgive me, warframe. i was not familiar with your game

[Miku @HatsuneMiku]

Miku-Life 2

[Helldivers NOW @Helldivers_NOW]

#Helldivers2 | #Helldivers2Art

SEAF soldiers shocked to see a Helldiver riding a leviathan with a flag impaled on it

Art by u/Mighty673

[Longfang @lewddreamon]

@PikminJakob any interest in doing bust style builds? even if only very few get plans, a rathalos bust would go hard

[Longfang @lewddreamon]

@Shincry oh boy, seems like im gonna have to lean on my second weapon the hammer more this one then...
hopefully the dlc isnt as bad (when i eventually get to play wilds that is)