I've never paid "top dollar" for anything. Even if I was wealthy, I doubt I wou- hang on. Imagine if I was wealthy. Whoa. All that money, mine... I need to hoard it. I need to hoard my wealth. I have money now and I need to hoard it.
Ala the “do you ever yearn?” scene, this strikes me as one of those bits of dialogue in Seinfeld that genuinely could have been written by Samuel Beckett