“Young girls were cleaning the semen off Epstein’s clothes, is that wrong?”
“Yeah so gross 🤮”
“Actually that’s the story of Muhammad, do you think it’s wrong?”
Solskjaer wanted Haaland, they got him Ighalo.
Solskjaer wanted Bellingham, they got him Van de Beek.
Ten Hag wanted Kane, they spent £72m on Højlund.
Ten Hag wanted Rice, they got him Eriksen.
Ten Hag wanted Joao Neves, they spent £50.8m on Ugarte, while PSG used the money from Neves’ sale to get Joao Neves.
Amorim wanted Watkins, they spent £73.7m on Sesko.
This summer, we had Elliot Anderson as priority, we ended up spending £55M on Andrey Santos.
The problem has never been solely on the managers. The biggest issues lie with the owners and the board, whose lack of ambition and incompetence continue to hold this club back.
Until those running the club get their act together, we’ll keep sacking managers, repeating the same mistakes and expecting different results.
All it took was £451.3m spent this summer, three unbelievably fortunate refereeing decisions, and a foundation built off two decades of financial doping. Bravo 👏
🚨NEW: Robert Jenrick speaking to the BBC on Radio 4:
"Can you now give a guarantee to your listeners this morning that no BBC presenter in the future will be exposed as a paedophile as a number have been in the recent past?"
This was in Southport this. One of the funniest pranks I’ve ever seen. I would have loved to see his face when he got to the window and they didn’t have a clue what he was doing 😂