Lewi

⚫️⚪️⚽️ NUFC is my Religion St James Park is my Church! ⚫️⚪️⚽️

[Lewi @lewib22]

CONFIRMED SIGHTING: Gabriel's penalty has been found & recovered from my front room! 😂🤣#champi̇onsleague #PSGARS

[Lewi @lewib22]

Gareth Southgate,
Wears his seatbelt on the toilet. Sets his phone on low battery mode at 99%. Wears factor 50 suncream when opening fridge door. Wears armbands in a bath. Wears a coat in a heatwave. Applies planning permission to build sandcastles.

Clueless!

[Lewi @lewib22]

🚨 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥: Jürgen Klopp's final season is being filmed for a fly-on-the-wall documentary. 🎥🍿
😂🤣😂🤣 #Liverpool #Klopp

[Lewi @lewib22]

West Ham fans after 75 minutes “sit down if you’re 3-1 down”

Us after 91 minutes “stand up if you’re 4-3 up”.

What a game. Unbelievable Jeff!  #NEWWHU #NUFC ⚫️⚪️

[Lewi @lewib22]

**BREAKING NEWS** Peter Odemwingie arrives at Newcastle United’s training ground to force a transfer deadline day move! #NUFC #TransferDeadlineDay

[Lewi @lewib22]

We'll meet again
Don't know where
Don't know when
But I know we'll meet again some sunny day. #FACup #SUNNEW #NUFC 🖤🤍

[Lewi @lewib22]

Livarpool are fucking horrendous. I hate their players, manager & their fans. Their cheating mentality. I just hate them! Top it all off, I’ve just caught my dog sniffing the bin, he now identifies as a Livarpool fan! #LIVNEW #NUFC

[Lewi @lewib22]

We asked for a team that tries & we have one. Every human makes mistakes. Season after season we’l become stronger, it’s goin to take time. Just remember…it could’ve been worse, could have been born a mackem! #nufc #CHENEW

[Lewi @lewib22]

Nothing but pride for this club top to bottom. The players gave everything. European heartbreak but can take so much experience. Newcastle Utd won't be built in a day...Trust in the process! UEFA Champions League we will be back!
Newcastle United we love you🖤🤍 #NEWACM #NUFC

[Lewi @lewib22]

I’ve said it a thousand times and il say it again…VAR has ruined football! If tonight’s decision isn’t UEFA corruption, I'm not sure what is!

Bin VAR indefinitely , it’s NEVER been fit for purpose. #PSGNEW #NUFC #VAR #Robbed

[Lewi @lewib22]

Don’t know what’s worse seeing the England score 1-1 against North Macedonia tonight or seeing Nigel Farage’s bare arse on ITV! #ImACelebrity #ThreeLions

[Lewi @lewib22]

Greater Manchester police appeal to the public as 11 men go missing, last seen in pockets of Black & White shorts at Old Trafford. #NUFC #MUFC #CarabaoCup #MUNNEW ⚫️⚪️

[Lewi @lewib22]

We 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 for every challenge.
We 𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 every block.
We 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 as one.
We 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙 as unit.
We are Newcastle United.
We are 𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆! Unbelievable Jeff!
⚽️⚪️⚫️#NUFC #NEWPSG ⚫️⚪️⚽️

[Lewi @lewib22]

Hope Kylian Mbappé enjoyed a burger & pint at Spoons on the Quayside today.

Hopefully he’l be shattered tomorrow after his night out tonight in Popworld & some karaoke at Cosy Joes!

Might aswel see what he has to look forward to when we sign him! 🤣 #NEWPSG #nufc

[Lewi @lewib22]

HERE WE GO!!! Champions League Tuesday.

⚫️⚪️ #NUFC ⚪️⚫️

[Lewi @lewib22]

Scotland booing the National Anthem and then getting battered by England is the epitome of 'chat shit, get banged' 🤣
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #SCOENG 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Lewi @lewib22]

Going to be very disappointed if Newcastle United dont finally sign Leicester midfielder Hanza Choudhury on loan after failing for the last 38 transfer deadline days! 🤣 #TransferDeadlineDay #NUFC

[Lewi @lewib22]

The Champions League awaits for me!

Passport at the ready! #NUFC #ChampionsLeague

[Lewi @lewib22]

Transfer window officially open! Hope this is finally the window we sign…Hamza Choudhury on loan! 🤣 #TransferWindow #NUFC

[Lewi @lewib22]

What a season! Securing Champions League since 2003 & a cup final at wembley! WE ARE AWAKE! WE ARE BACK! WE ARE UNITED! WE ARE NEWCASTLE! It’s the noise, the passion, the screams, the roars & the pride in your city, that is Newcastle United! Passports at the ready! #NUFC