Lewis Cort

A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough. (Benjamin Franklin)

[Lewis Cort @lewis_cort]

@lozmachine @ComedyPosts we never do this! Ever! 😏

[Lewis Cort @lewis_cort]

@AndyMead90 @afcstuff thanks man 😘

[Lewis Cort @lewis_cort]

@AndyMead90 @__arsenalnews_ @lozmachine @dannott123 I'm not sure what I'm meant to see...?

[Lewis Cort @lewis_cort]

@lozmachine @AndyMead90 @dannott123 https://t.co/c6flja9CaY

[Lewis Cort @lewis_cort]

@VodafoneUKhelp I'm popping into your store in Aylesbury. Hopefully that makes a difference 😀

[Lewis Cort @lewis_cort]

@VodafoneUKhelp I haven't got any reception on my z3, haven't had since Sunday night... 😐 and website doesn't fix it, and phoning is wasted.

[Lewis Cort @lewis_cort]

@VodafoneUK I have been without reception since Sunday.. My Vodafone tablet is fine. And you can't help online or over the phone. #sortitout

[Lewis Cort @lewis_cort]

Recruiting teams to #skysportsFF apply within @lozmachine @AndyMead90 @WatfordFC @

[Lewis Cort @lewis_cort]

@sainsburys #Selfiesaturdayforsainsburys #goodhairday

[Lewis Cort @lewis_cort]

Just had my hair complimented in @sainsburys by an older chap #goodhairday #everyday

[Lewis Cort @lewis_cort]

@AndyMead90 @lozmachine @FinelineDetail @dannott123 http://t.co/2KSXQm1033
This is me.

[Lewis Cort @lewis_cort]

"@historyreacts: When your lifes breaking down but your dying for a cuppa http://t.co/SUt9jL6otD" @lozmachine @AndyMead90 @FinelineDetail

[Lewis Cort @lewis_cort]

#ComicRelief @BBCR1 @gregjames keep up the good work.

[Lewis Cort @lewis_cort]

"@BBCR1: Can you help us come up with a snappy nickname for today please? It's the first Monday back at work or school :(" shit....

[Lewis Cort @lewis_cort]

Don't mind me while i just fml....

[Chris Moyles @ChrisMoyles]

Morning all.
For those still on Christmas time, it's Sunday today.
You're welcome.

[Lewis Cort @lewis_cort]

Fucking hell :|

[Lewis Cort @lewis_cort]

"@UberFacts: Left-handed people tend to have more emotional and behavioral problems than right-handed people." @TishHarrisonx sorry :) xxxxx

[Lewis Cort @lewis_cort]

"@LucidSounds: That remix sounded a lot like a terrible rendition of the mortal kombat theme.. @bbcr1" @dev_101