heinz🪬

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[heinz🪬 @lewisjbye]

Scunny mentioned rahhhhh 🦅 🔥

[le k 🇧🇧 @khaptadanslaloc]

@Gold_Dust_Sarah Sure man we can take scunthrope or slough if you prefer

[heinz🪬 @lewisjbye]

‘Assistant professor’ (fake title and also alludes to this clown being a TA😂😂) and has a podcast.

Unable to comprehend cost of living in two chalk and cheese economies.

One thing I’ll give the yanks is that they’ll never let the facts get in the way of a good waffle🤙🏼

[Josiah Lippincott @jlippincott]

Calling £126k "an enormous amount of money" is crazy. That's like 180k USD.

I have a hard time wrapping my mind around how poor the Brits are.

[heinz🪬 @lewisjbye]

America is a gulag, you just work every day and pray you don’t get shot or sick/injured

[noa 🪸 @cherryist_]

the ibuprofen discourse also makes me laugh as someone who’s taken 800mg of ibuprofen 1-3x a day nearly every day for the last year

[heinz🪬 @lewisjbye]

There’s a lot of ‘“I can scrap because I’m not white” on Twitter innit

[nico 🏁 @bombdiggy__]

They never do this in areas like Croydon, Stonebridge Park, Harlesden, Kilburn, Lewisham, Camberwell , Loughborough (London), Canning Town. They should try. Everyone is super friendly in these areas

[heinz🪬 @lewisjbye]

Not only did this knuckle dragger actually bring 3PARA up, I haven’t mentioned them once.

You can’t complain about being called thick when you literally cannot read you’re making this well too easy all you’ve done is LARP about knowing loads of lazy British people and lie about things I haven’t said😂😂😂😂

[heinz🪬 @lewisjbye]

@PancakeNation12 @lofty648 @InfSchExcel You’ve never done either

[heinz🪬 @lewisjbye]

I’ve been to the states, been to South america, Asia and to Oceania. What’s funny is YOU made the conversation about Britain vs America, I was talking about the fat dork individually that started this thread.

I never said you were stupid either, but you’ve done a good job of proving that you are here, well done!

[heinz🪬 @lewisjbye]

most Americans I’ve met sit on Twitter and make things up in their head about people they’ve never met.
But if you could point me to this alternate Britain where nobody works or owns a car and we just walk to the pub and spend our magically acquired money in there I’d love to migrate. Dunno why you’re harping on about the weather either you freak I’m on about the fact your man here couldn’t fight his way up a flight of stairs let alone invade a country but keeps saying ‘we’

[heinz🪬 @lewisjbye]

@PancakeNation12 @InfSchExcel It would take you the weekend to get off your sofa, get yourself over here I’ll show you a British offensive you little sausage😂😂😂😂

[heinz🪬 @lewisjbye]

@cheese_ape1 Apologies, this lot are still a work in progress, I’ll never understand people that live here and refuse to acknowledge the British empire, you don’t have to be proud of it (I am) but acting like we wasn’t doing it is objectively worse😂🤦🏼‍♂️

[heinz🪬 @lewisjbye]

@PancakeNation12 @InfSchExcel ‘We’??? only thing you’ve defeated today is a 7 course breakfast

[heinz🪬 @lewisjbye]

never set my eyes upon such a worthy candidate for strangulation, this fucking mutant makes my skin crawl the big stiff alien, go make a horlicks and turn your phone off or better yet strap a helmet on and get yourself to Ukraine👍🏼

[Jacob Rees-Mogg @Jacob_Rees_Mogg]

The English are a mongrel people, not an Aryan master race.

[heinz🪬 @lewisjbye]

@Lordmiles fuming that as a Catholic Englishman I have to convert my Jesus quids into ameribucks and then wait a month, miles. We didn’t conquer the globe for that 🫖

[heinz🪬 @lewisjbye]

@Lordmiles Do you ship to the UK

[heinz🪬 @lewisjbye]

@skzaaylzeigh Unfortunately what you think doesn’t really matter.
Healthcare and prescriptions (whether referred or not) are billed differently under insurance and coverage breakdowns on medical bills and invoices.

Healthcare is an itemised financial term, not a 🐆 🪩 🍒 🍵 topic

[heinz🪬 @lewisjbye]

healthcare and clinical prescriptions aren’t the same thing clever clogs xx

[heinz🪬 @lewisjbye]

Why are you surprised that, in a game where the economy mechanics are the primary gameplay loop, the economy and levelling mechanics and experience are being tested in a closed beta.

If you don’t want to grind then don’t grind???? I’ve played about 3 matches and have all level 1 gear and an AK with about $200k, that’s more than enough to just play the game and test out the mechanics.

Are you also upset when you have to loot up in battle royale betas? Do you feel like you should have all the weapons in your stash so you can record content?

[heinz🪬 @lewisjbye]

Full circle

[The Hibs Are Here @TheHibsAreHere]

British football clubs and their most notorious fans, according to Al

[heinz🪬 @lewisjbye]

@shane89p2 Yeah man this is some real gourmet super strength retard shit yum yum

[heinz🪬 @lewisjbye]

@angehieux No worries boys