🚨 BREAKING: The Met Police is conducting a criminal investigation into at least £500,000 donated to Reform UK by the mother of convicted fraudster George Cottrell before the 2024 election
@David_Ornstein@TheAthleticFC FA plays by the rules following on Quansah's red card and gets told NO, Trump calls Infantino and the ban disappears, classic FIFA 2026!
Count Binface admits he has not been to Clacton.
“I thought I’d take a leaf out of the current incumbent’s book, and so I specifically have never visited it because I thought that was the done thing.”
@CountBinface | #TimesRadio
I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.
No President in History has ended the same war so many times.
Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.
No President has ever done this before.
And he is nowhere near finished ending it.
It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I've decided to leave this platform and my Department will too.
A platform originally designed for free speech and expression now favours abuse and misinformation over meaningful debate.
It isn't healthy for our democracy or our communities and I don’t want to support it.