Britani Bateman Apologist

@Anon091999

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

The grass in the UK:

[Avatar Lorde @Chripotle]

started typing a work email and instead of saying ‘the child’ I typed ‘the chile’

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

Opening Twitter in public…

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

inshallah they find him

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

when my waiter named Lash gives me more money back than I should be getting

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnG3L]

Thrifting is so crazy like wym

[Will @willglloyd]

it’s remarkable just how much populist right wing rhetoric can be so easily disproved by the govt

“we are being taken over by the immigrant invasion”
- net migration has fallen 80%

“labour love the small boats”
- channel crossings are down 45% on where they were this time last year, and deportations are up 41% under labour

“our streets are no longer safe under labour”
- homicides now the lowest they’ve been in 50 years, and knife murders are at a 10 year low

[br@y ★ br@y @urbrayfriend]

she was telling us something if you think about it

[Hugh Anthony @TheHughAnthony]

Starmer’s private story going crazy right now

[Sheridan @sherrybucks]

Civil servants when Andy Burnham tells them they've to relocate up north.

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

when the last step of a recipe is “Enjoy”

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

This really happened… and no it’s not AI

[Superstar⭐️ @superstar_finky]

this generations oprah and wendy

[pris @pwiscila]

Just got incredibly anxious about my future right before bed

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

ooh look at me i'm joe locke i'm an avenger and my friend is patti lupone and for work i get blown on screen by kit connor

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I quote this endlessly and never even saw the show