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Up the Toon

[▪️EL Geordie ▫️ @Geordie4Life_19]

Just adding a bit of happiness to your twitter #nufc

[lew @lewjames_]

Another dreadful performance, another dreadful atmosphere and 4/5 summer signings are proving to be an absolute waste of money, but the club release some 1995 retro gear and half the fan base are spunking over it and everything’s fine, so many things are wrong #NUFC

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Newcastle had to start Karius in a cup final because Dubravka was cup tied, but Man City get to play Semenyo, despite him playing for Bournemouth in the Carabao this season.

Seems totally fair.

[lew @lewjames_]

Another dreadful performance and another dreadful dreadful atmosphere 😐 #NUFC

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If one immigrates to any given country, they must respect the laws and culture of that country and contribute to that country to the best of their ability, doing no harm.

That applies to ALL countries.

[lew @lewjames_]

@lordfraher Any true fan that’s supported the club more than 5 minutes will be grateful for what we have now, not complaining about it

[lew @lewjames_]

‘Fans’ complaining about the window need to realise how far we’ve come #NUFC

[(fan) Jord @NUFCJordd]

4 years ago today. This is how we lined up 😭

[lew @lewjames_]

Bet his dad Mince is absolutely buzzing

[BBC Sport Lancashire @BBCLancsSport]

Accrington Stanley have signed defender Logan Pye on a season-long loan from Burnley.

#asfc I #twitterclarets I #bbcfootball I #bbcsport

[Jake @Jake_armstrong9]

You can’t value a player at £150 million and say he’s the best striker in the world but not pay him the wages of the best striker in the world. Either pay him what he wants or let him go. #NUFC

[lew @lewjames_]

@DT3NCH @snapshotsupers2 Agreed mate, certainly not scraping the barrel, he’d be a great replacement for Wilson, I just can’t see it happening the way this window has gone so far

[lew @lewjames_]

So why didn’t we get it done weeks ago before Mbuemo’s transfer went through, knowing they wouldn’t want to sell both players, we can all see what will happen here.. #NUFC

[Football Transfers @Transferzone00]

🚨 Yoane Wissa has told Brentford he is keen to explore a move to Newcastle. Brentford do NOT want to sell Wissa after selling Mbeumo to Man United. They feel it would be too much of a risk to let both their best forwards go in the same window.⚫⚪🇨🇩 #NUFC

(via @SkySportsNews)

[lew @lewjames_]

@Laura_Banny @chris_kammy @NoelGallagher Here is the legend himself recording that message, you were very lucky! What a great night it was

[ros🪩 saw oasis @broknarrow_]

NOEL WAS CRYING I CAN’T DO THIS I’M SOBBING

[Newcastle United Supporters’ Club @NUSCuk]

The noise. The limbs. Sensational. #NUFC

[lew @lewjames_]

Up there with the worst away games I’ve been to, dark dark times

[DailyNUFC @DailyNUFC_]

My god, remember this?

Martin Olsson firing in a 92nd minute winner to all but send us down to the Championship.

Horror show.

#NUFC

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Happy birthday to this legend.

[lew @lewjames_]

Superb 😂

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

The culprit:

[lew @lewjames_]

Isak scores for Newcastle, so let’s mention Arsenal again who aren’t even going to get near to signing him, very very boring now @SkySportsPL 🥱🥱🥱

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Alexander Isak hauls Newcastle into the lead with his 17th PL goal of the season! 🔥

[lew @lewjames_]

Tino and Hall week in week out consistent man of the match performances, unreal

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

100% tackles won
100% aerial duels won
100% ground duels won

Martinelli wasn't getting past Livramento in that first half ✋

[lew @lewjames_]

Plot twist, there was no Oasis reunion, they just wanted to watch us all sit in this queue for a laugh