lewis

Dead bored

[lewis @lewwmac94]

Is anyone else fuming that amine is mainstream now or is that just meeb

[lewis @lewwmac94]

I’ve done some embarrassing shit in my life, but having an arm wrestling contest in candle is pretty up there

[lewis @lewwmac94]

If you are pretending to have a mental illness, you have one, just not the one you think

[lewis @lewwmac94]

For a gay dude I dress an awful lot like a lesbian

[lewis @lewwmac94]

If I don’t stop getting ID’d at my big old age, I’m gonna scream

[lewis @lewwmac94]

This weather makes me wish I was on the dole

[lewis @lewwmac94]

Manic depression be telling you to kys instead of going to work n it’s stupid

[lewis @lewwmac94]

There’s something weirdly grown up about walking home from the shop with a loaf of bread in ya hand

[lewis @lewwmac94]

So many of my mates have complained about their hairline round my phone, I’m getting hair loss ads

[lewis @lewwmac94]

Nobody has you

[lewis @lewwmac94]

Tenner n I’ll call everyone at pride tomorrow a faggot

[lewis @lewwmac94]

Who the fuck do I think I am spending £60 on Uber eats? Calm down Lewis you live in Corby

[lewis @lewwmac94]

Keep leaving my PlayStation on over night like I’m not the one paying the leccy bill man I’ve had enough

[lewis @lewwmac94]

Dyslexia pisses me off man, know all these big fancy words but can’t put em in a sentence cos fuck knows how to spell em

[lewis @lewwmac94]

Corby hero of the year; any shopkeeper that sells tobacco for £6

[lewis @lewwmac94]

Wish there was a no small talk option at the barbers

[lewis @lewwmac94]

Gandalf is the OG blazer, constantly chuffin the old toby

[lewis @lewwmac94]

Everyone with a mullet always thinks they’re the first to get a mullet

[lewis @lewwmac94]

My mates smoke more of my fags than me man

[lewis @lewwmac94]

I always get the urge to start arguments on instagram comments but then remember I’m 30