Lewis Balcombe

I don’t tweet much but when I do, it’s shit.

[Lewis Balcombe @lewybalc]

Scenario:
In a major backflip, smokin Joe Fleming has said there will be an eat off to decide the Barclay Shield premiership! Most food consumed at tea wins. Heidelberg have to send a squad of 4 to defeat Diamond Creek, you have $10 to spend, who are you taking? #HCC

[Lewis Balcombe @lewybalc]

As we welcome yet another @PrestonHertsCC POM to our illustrious club at @CCHeidelberg the committee thought they would send over a care package of the essentials to fit in. Is there anything the board has missed and left young William in the dark??

[Brothers Cider @BrothersCider]

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[Lewis Balcombe @lewybalc]

@Bonyfish_ Great display from Caleb Daniel with the helmet too Samuel

[Lewis Balcombe @lewybalc]

*Scenario*
We’re off to golf trip in Tocumwal! You have to drive ONE of the following 3 cars. There can only be 1 topic of conversation per car.
CAR 1- Politics, with Sam, Stoney & Cook. CAR 2- Cricket, with Petta, Fot & Whitch. CAR 3- Themselves, with DK, Smith & Ranch. Discuss.

[Lewis Balcombe @lewybalc]

@JackRidewood @ThatsSoVillage Would’ve been an honour to be barrowed

[Lewis Balcombe @lewybalc]

@Bonyfish_ @Harryfrazer11 Yet to be confirmed, health authorities do suggest no more double dogs for you though Samuel.

[Lewis Balcombe @lewybalc]

TRADE NEWS - Heidelberg CC are due to part ways with their young gun @Harryfrazer11 and in return receive a rival clubs famous double dog recipe. President Dean Turner had this to say “The larger members of the club had asked for it to be in their contract, our hands were tied”.

[Lewis Balcombe @lewybalc]

@rangaroon I’d probably say Dimma is worse and I know @JackRidewood would agree.

[Lewis Balcombe @lewybalc]

Robbie Gray should be buying JJ a beer tonight, my word! Swap jumpers JJ #AFLPowerDogs

[Lewis Balcombe @lewybalc]

@bennethercote @bickniscontin Think twins can still visit

[Lewis Balcombe @lewybalc]

@bennethercote @bickniscontin Thank buggery for that

[Lewis Balcombe @lewybalc]

@JackRidewood Spew, was hoping for a nibble.

[Lewis Balcombe @lewybalc]

@Cookman_3 @PrestonHertsCC Signed him on a piss drinking contract

[Lewis Balcombe @lewybalc]

Hawthorn should never play in a primetime slot again.

[Lewis Balcombe @lewybalc]

@jim_loton Didn’t mind it

[Lewis Balcombe @lewybalc]

We’ll probably win the flag

[Lewis Balcombe @lewybalc]

*SCANDAL* Cook Kostakis has been sent off for testing in regards to a chucking allegation, the 87kph rockets he sends down have brought the safety of the game into question. Should we consider safety or let the excitement machine continue his reign of terror? What next from here?

[Lewis Balcombe @lewybalc]

@DanielPlumb They were simpler times plumb

[Lewis Balcombe @lewybalc]

How good was 2016? #AFLSaintsDogs