ϟ John Lennon ϟ

Full time, I'm John Lennon. Part time, I am the walrus. In my spare time, I'm the muffin man. Its easier to seduce me than to deduce me.

[ϟ John Lennon ϟ @lex007firebird]

I've got another clue for you all, the walrus was Paul.

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I'm gonna masturbate while listening to Revolution 9 because I'm just that much of a sicko.

[ϟ John Lennon ϟ @lex007firebird]

Full frontal nudity.

[ϟ John Lennon ϟ @lex007firebird]

@abigburrito Aye, how long have you had Twitter?

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Every weekend I manage to end up at Bunnings Warehouse. I'm beginning to worry...

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Today when I went to the doctors, the doctor told me that I have the ghost of John Lennon in my ovaries o.o

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If you listen rather closely in 2:58 of Hey Jude, Paul can be heard saying "Oh fucking hell," as he messes up a note while playing the song.

[ϟ John Lennon ϟ @lex007firebird]

Norman Bates.

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Moist.

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I'm coming out of this depression and refusing to complain any longer.

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I'm gonna join The Badminton Club and become a shuttlecock whacker (Y)

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IT ACTUALLY SMELLS LIKE AN APPLE *swoons*

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OMFG OMFG I'VE FINALLY GOT AN APPLE MACBOOK PRO, THE LAPTOP OF MY DREAMS. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY YOUNG LIFE...

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I hate the weather channel... It's much louder than every other channel and it keeps repeating itself -.- HEEEEEEEEELP!

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Okay, so there's apparently this new app that posts as you on Twitter after you've died? It picks up qualities of your personality o.o

[ϟ John Lennon ϟ @lex007firebird]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGE HARRISON *blows party horn*

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Penis.

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@heey_kayy_ It actually happens to be my favourite too but, I have a question...

[ϟ John Lennon ϟ @lex007firebird]

@heey_kayy_ CUNT.

[ϟ John Lennon ϟ @lex007firebird]

@heey_kayy_ That you're just like every other cunt and that I was stupid for chasing after you all this time.