Lex Bliss

I do ‘bits’ here and there idk-maybe you’ll see one

[Lex Bliss @lex_bliss3]

For the next time someone older then me calls me “buddy”, they’re getting “sport”

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Cinnamon rolls are the best thing that has happened to Bread™️ ever since French toast

[Lex Bliss @lex_bliss3]

Which came first- the cinnamon roll or the French toast?

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@casewhiskey Happened to me the other day. Turned out it was just Biden

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I love my blessings, my curses however…

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@swaggyzade Just waiting for him to be in Fortnite

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@swaggyzade This dream team🌟🌟

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Thinking about that time I saw a dude kitesurfing w/ his little dog on the surfboard chillin 😎

[Lex Bliss @lex_bliss3]

“I was in an accident and I called Frank Azar (The strong arm)®️ before the police!”

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Spin

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I am Andrew Glauberman, can’t touch this sweet a**

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@_sound_clout @swaggyzade I’m sorry Ms.Jasckon I AM FOR REALL

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I predict my most played song will be [Imma Be by the Black Eyed Peas]
#SpotifyWrapped

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Thanks Kanye

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@swaggyzade And flat sheets! What’s the purpose? Give my toes a little blanket in the morning?

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@FaZeSway A really good book

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Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety >>>>

[Lex Bliss @lex_bliss3]

When I walk into a room… my ass follows in 5 minutes later

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Denim socks

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Babe! They have Asian Little Women on Netflix now!