LexDakos

[LexDakos @lex_dakos]

They killed another one in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

#ICEOUT #Minneapolis

[LexDakos @lex_dakos]

Many people in the western world are unclear about what Marxism is.. It is about ceasing the means of production... Don’t correct me, I know how to spell! 🙄

[LexDakos @lex_dakos]

I went to a resto and the waiter told me they had vegan chicken over there.
I am confused, how did they get them damn chickens to quit eating meat?!? IT’S UNNATURAL! 😤

[LexDakos @lex_dakos]

What’s with all these posts about Queen being dead? You all just found out about Freddy Mercury just now?!? 😳

[LexDakos @lex_dakos]

Republicans the day of the #TwitterTakeover: 🥳

In 2 weeks. (Twitter fact checker: Global warming is no hoax. Get an electric car! Click here to buy a Tesla!)

Republicans: 😤🤬

[LexDakos @lex_dakos]

@TuckerCarlson is so uncultured that when he goes into a fine Chinese restaurant, he doesn’t just send back the chopsticks but the fork too and then he asks for a bib and some wet naps.

[LexDakos @lex_dakos]

"If you love your dog show him you love animals by going vegan"

My dog: "Why this moron giving me carrots now when I give paw?" lol

[LexDakos @lex_dakos]

Some people think Air Fryers are full of hot air and just blow.. If yours does this it just means it is turned on.

[LexDakos @lex_dakos]

Just watched it and I totally recommend. This guy is hilarious.

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

JIMMY CARR: HIS DARK MATERIAL
My new stand-up special, launching today on @netflix

[LexDakos @lex_dakos]

@zgrammyz For your information you are very right and very wrong at the same time, I am not wearing any pants 🙄

[LexDakos @lex_dakos]

I give great advice.
Once someone told me: "Lex, my friends keep making fun of me for being fat! What do I do to stop it, Lex?"

Lex: "Well, have you considered going vegan?"
Serious, it is great advice, it will, make your friends go away

[LexDakos @lex_dakos]

@zgrammyz Hi Shari, you must be new to social media. It is a platform many use to tell jokes. These are often made up stories with a punchline. A punchline is an unexpected ending which causes laughter in some. To help explain this new concept I included the word's definition. Best regards

[LexDakos @lex_dakos]

@NefX_Guru8 The reason people lose weight when they first go vegan is because no one invites them to dinner anymore 🤣

[LexDakos @lex_dakos]

@NefX_Guru8 The reason people lose weight when they first go vegan is because no one invites them to dinner anymore 🤣

[LexDakos @lex_dakos]

The root of all evil is thinking what you want is more important than what is needed. It is also the root of most collective ideologies.

[LexDakos @lex_dakos]

Kyle Rittenhouse and his his cellmate are in the prison shower and they decide to escape. Who gets out first?

Kyle, he already has his shit packed.

[LexDakos @lex_dakos]

The Judge in the Kyle Rittenhouse not wanting the prosecution to question people on having a potential political bias is odd since both the riots and the shootings were politically motivated. Obviously political bias is a factor and should be taken into account.

[LexDakos @lex_dakos]

Does anyone know of a good almond substitute? I just heard of the new No-Nut November thing. 🤔

[LexDakos @lex_dakos]

TikTok be like:

I you have not have segs with a tofu todayz u sux

(670 angry comments) (12435 clicks on sneaky linx)

[LexDakos @lex_dakos]

@herbivore_club Roast queef,