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[lex @lex_eg]

@RayanEspinoza one of my better lines

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

I think the emphasis on Juneteenth should be that we slavery didn’t end when were taught. It’s a good opportunity to discuss and learn about share croppers, Reconstruction ➡️ Jim Crow and ultimately the prison industrial complex.

[glamorous reptile @glamoureptile]

I’m not coming out of my cage nor am I doing just fine

[m @msnetik]

someone from my high school just posted this on a 13-year-old Facebook group and everyone is SPIRALING

[charlie @chunkbardey]

my experience working in schools is that kids love sharpening pencils. they’re frankly obsessed with it

[scary movie mom @Gammaraygams]

Me finding out that my rich husband has died of mysterious circumstances

[steph @steph_mcca]

professionally i’d love for what happened to cauliflower to happen to me

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

idk what college freshman needs to hear this but you don't wanna be a psych major you just need therapy

[Julie Greiner @JulieAbridged]

man doing United States
moonwalk abortion policy

🤝
moving backwards with
shocking ease

[Carliss Chatman @carlissc]

If a fetus is a person at 6 weeks pregnant, is that when the child support starts? Is that also when you can’t deport the mother because she’s carrying a US citizen? Can I insure a 6 week fetus and collect if I miscarry? Just figuring if we’re going here we should go all in.

[lex @lex_eg]

@yozeiss nope! So weird

[lex @lex_eg]

@yozeiss wait same

[lex @lex_eg]

Bobby is the most useful and least appreciated member of the fab five and this IS the hill I will die on

[lex @lex_eg]

due to recent events im bringing this one back

[storm @tahkahseh]

To All the Boys Who Wasted My Time But Still Watch My Instagram Story Every Single Day

[lex @lex_eg]

i can't verbalize the secondhand embarrassment i feel about people i actually KNOW celebrating tom brady. i need time to heal from this

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

i only eat food so my coffee has something to land on throughout the day

[lex @lex_eg]

@avery_moses4 For once I’m actually not there!!

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

in the mood to win an award