Alexa Marie

Bartender. 🍺 Girl mama. 🩷~Grow through what you go through~

[Alexa Marie @LexaaaaMarieee]

I got a waterless scent diffuser for our house with some luxury hotel scents and I am sooo excited 😍

[Alexa Marie @LexaaaaMarieee]

Hung out with my tiny bestie all afternoon/evening, cooked dinner, cleaned the kitchen, put away toys, reset the living room, did 2 loads of laundry/put away, and washed our bedding…I swept the living area, kitchen, our bedroom, and ran the dishwasher twice. Who am I? 😵‍💫😂

[Alexa Marie @LexaaaaMarieee]

I slept one hour all night and have taken two Zofran wtf 🫠 These medication side effects are gnarrrrrly

[Alexa Marie @LexaaaaMarieee]

My family lore is so good that I should start a podcast or something 🤣

[Alexa Marie @LexaaaaMarieee]

My boyfriend is at a golf outing for his sportsman’s club and he said “people need their guy time and whatever…not me. I would rather just hang out with you”…Sir…I never shut up and every time I leave the house $100+ disappears 🤣🤣

[Alexa Marie @LexaaaaMarieee]

Jean selection at Boot Barn underwhelmed me BUT I did find one pair that fit like a gloveee 🤌🏼

[Alexa Marie @LexaaaaMarieee]

I love everything that my dog does, but him pawing at me to let him under the covers at night is up there ❤️🥹

[brooke @_milf_vibes_]

RE FUCKING TWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alexa Marie @LexaaaaMarieee]

Apparently this guy is famous in PGH? And the gator’s name is Swamp??? Where on earth do I live? 🤣

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

South Side. S17th at East Carson. Caller said some guy is walking around with a live alligator offering passerby’s to take a picture with it for $5.

[Alexa Marie @LexaaaaMarieee]

I’m out attempting to have fun and I just miss my baby 😭😭 I wanna kiss her little squishy cheeks 😭

[Alexa Marie @LexaaaaMarieee]

Small world…My new fire chief is super close with one of the first firefighting mentors I had, who taught me how to drive an engine. He texted me and said apparently this past mentor told him to get me driving. Don’t know if I am terrified or excited 😂🫣

[Alexa Marie @LexaaaaMarieee]

I have been deep cleaning (and my boyfriend has been building my new dresser) since my baby went to bed and I am just realizing how much more productive I could/should be after bedtime 😵‍💫

[Alexa Marie @LexaaaaMarieee]

We have been looking at sectionals for like 3 months and cannot bring ourselves to spend thousands on a couch. My friend is moving and is literally giving us one 🫣🫣

[Alexa Marie @LexaaaaMarieee]

This is my last summer being so self conscious about my body in a bathing suit and I cannot express how incredibly happy that makes me 🥲🥲🥲

[Alexa Marie @LexaaaaMarieee]

Snuggling with my dog at night is a crucial part of whether I fall asleep easily or not…Tonight we are snoozing happily together ❤️

[Alexa Marie @LexaaaaMarieee]

I just had the worst nightmare of my life. It literally made me ill

[Alexa Marie @LexaaaaMarieee]

Not having to pay to eat at work is dangerous 😵‍💫😭😂

[Alexa Marie @LexaaaaMarieee]

I ate an acai bowl this afternoon and I already want another one 😵‍💫😂

[Alexa Marie @LexaaaaMarieee]

My child is the sweetest human that ever lived and I am obsessed with her. That is all 😭🩷

[Alexa Marie @LexaaaaMarieee]

My best friend is getting married in Vegas next week, and tomorrow is her last shift at our job before she leaves. I got decorations for the bar we work at and am gonna grab a treat of some kind to drop off before she comes in tomorrow. I am so excited 🥹