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[Alexa @lexaakane]

FUCKING GO TO THAT SHOW IF YOU HAVE NO ONE TO GO WITH!! I promise you will have the best time ever!!!!

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

parasites in our vegetables, data centers poisoning the water, flock cameras being built on every block, ICE agents killing people left and right… fuck donald trump and anyone who voted for him

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Men.
You can't get pregnant.

Sit down when abortion is discussed.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

people who dont have cats are always like oh but they are so aloof and unattached. then why is my cat trying to break down my bathroom door when im in the shower

[⋆ rachel ⋆ @racheIaIi]

mind you we wouldn’t be this extreme heatwave if yous twats could make a shopping list or plan a holiday or i dont know write a fucking email without using ai

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Actually, requiring Doctor’s notes to excuse sick days is inherently classist in a country without universal healthcare, and it is wild how little that is discussed.

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

i’d probably get kicked off of love island for saying “i’m going to kill myself” after every single thing that happens

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

shoutout to cats who get their claw stuck and then get pissed that you helped them

[𝖍𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞𝔥 🗡️ @rvnefox_]

Take all of his suffering and give it to Donald Trump and double it

[zely✧BUY THE SEN BUNDLE @ceooftarik69]

men be like " i would do anything for you " and then do nothing

[Colyn @colynelliott]

so this just ruined my day

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Which team are you rooting for in the Super Bowl?

ME:

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

All the fucking racist can get fucked. That was awesome.

[Julia @juliaaaraeee]

me liking every tweet about bad bunny and puerto rico i see

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Jake Paul calls Bad Bunny a 'fake American' for being born in Puerto Rico.

Jake Paul currently lives in Puerto Rico to avoid paying American Taxes.

You cant make this up.

[Ian @Iwendtster]

PUBLIC EXECUTIONS OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE SICK MONSTERS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES.

LIVE STREAMED FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD TO WATCH.

MEDIEVAL METHODS.

THAT IS THE ONLY WAY WE GET PAST THIS.

[Covie @covie_93]

MAGA was more outraged by Cracker Barrel changing their logo than trump raping kids.

[Zack James @Zack_James94]

I think everyone who took part in the global child sex ring should be executed

[African @ali_naka]

A SITTING President accused of Raping a 13 YEAR OLD!!

[Ollie 💜 @spiderkoookie]

FUCK ICE AND FREE PALESTINE