lex

lover of outdoors and cooking. dc bartender.

[lex @lexaexa]

Met a woman wearing black and pink Etnies shoes tonight and apparently they are a thing again and I'm so here for it

[lex @lexaexa]

Waking up from a casual nightmare- I was working at a massive Red Robin and the host got mad that I spoke to her boyfriend, so as soon as we opened she immediately flat sat me (and only me) with 8 6-tops and nobody helped me

[JayyStephens @jayy_stephens]

Why is it so hard for men to replace toilet paper and paper towels?!

[🍊 @nayion202]

Nahhh man they put something extra in the pollen this year

[lex @lexaexa]

One of my simple pleasures in life is my man sleeping soundly and comfortably on me. 💞

[lex @lexaexa]

I tip my Uber/Lyft drivers way more if they are safe & don't talk to me

[Cassidy Slater @CassidySlater]

@BarredinDC Shenanigans is the best admo bar

[Barred in DC @BarredinDC]

.@ivyandconey responding to their zero/one star review with a friendly recommendation for a bar across town

[Grover Steezland @Sophistofu3k]

People who steal packages are a diff type of grimey, you don’t even know what’s in the fucking box

[lex @lexaexa]

Told my coworker that I microplaned my finger. He said "you're not supposed to use yourself as a garnish"

[lex @lexaexa]

Life hack: Saran Wrap coconut CBD oil to ur knee

[lex @lexaexa]

@BarredinDC Izakaya seki as well.

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

life: a long short blur

[lex @lexaexa]

Such a fantastic night was had. Between one of the best dates I've been on in a good while, as well as hockey. 💕 #grateful #blessed

[lex @lexaexa]

I feel like such a crackhead going to bed at this time of morning after a long ass shift

[lex @lexaexa]

My job is V. Tiring (14.5-ish hr weekend shifts) but also V. Rewarding, & I'm forever grateful of the immense amount of personal growth I've achieved through this process. Superior mentors. 💕

[lex @lexaexa]

Can't hardly wait to see @MarianHillMusic in a couple of weeks 😜

[ꉂ • ༚ • ིྀ @PINKFR1DAY]

i forgot sprite fight u back the first couple sips wtf