lexahhh✨

Welcome to my darkness, I've been here awhile.

[lexahhh✨ @lexahhhjay]

I really don’t give a fuck how weird you think I am. I am me. ✨

[lexahhh✨ @lexahhhjay]

Why do men say they’re fighting demons when it’s literally just consequences of their actions

[lexahhh✨ @lexahhhjay]

Why do 90’s parents get to be guilt free on the detrimental shit they caused on their own kids- but the guilt I hold from making lil mistakes with my 1 yr old keeps me up for a week straight

[lexahhh✨ @lexahhhjay]

Just because I act like it doesn’t bother me, doesn’t mean it don’t hurt 😞

[lexahhh✨ @lexahhhjay]

Ok swtg… go to the store and my old year old has to stick her hand out and ask more while she sees goodies back there. Two weeks later, we’re in the same boat and she’s yelling more, more, more from the frozen veggie section. 😭😭😭😭😭

[lexahhh✨ @lexahhhjay]

Am I the only one who breaks off sleeping pills based on the day they were having? Like today was a doozy let’s take a full or today wasn’t so bad I could get by with a half or less.

[lexahhh✨ @lexahhhjay]

White Russian + bonfire + December #ChristmasSpirit

[lexahhh✨ @lexahhhjay]

Y’all chili is my least fav food on the planet but I entered a chili cook off for my man. He wanted to win so bad. So I studied a few recipes and lowkey even tho I hate it, it turned out pretty good. Finger crossed I win! Wish me luck 🤍

[lexahhh✨ @lexahhhjay]

My mom works at the doctors office so I literally can just text her when I need an appointment instead of calling. This has been the peak of my adulthood

[lexahhh✨ @lexahhhjay]

Oops I drank and accidentally picked an internet fight with a 20 something wanna be republican who knows nothing of the real world 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ #badmovehedontlikethat

[lexahhh✨ @lexahhhjay]

Y’all I’m all for IVF, but if you have to make a go fund me page for your treatment are you really financially capable of having a child??? #redflag

[lexahhh✨ @lexahhhjay]

Perks of living next door to your job. My shift starts in 6 mins and I’m in bed drinking vodka. See you in 5 😎

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

“i literally told you yesterday”

me:

[Tommy @_TommyMason]

Presenting a project that’s been ruined by the client

[lexahhh✨ @lexahhhjay]

Swear to god this is my legit inbox right now. #sorrymom

[lexahhh✨ @lexahhhjay]

They say I’m the sick one. It’s easy when you don’t risks boiiiiii

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

a calm boyfriend 🤝🏻 a dramatic girlfriend

[lexahhh✨ @lexahhhjay]

Was super nervous I was gonna get fired for calling out a customer and telling him to fuck off and go home. I come back to work to find out I got promoted 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[haylie @hhaylie]

PEACHES ARE SO GOOOOOOOD

[sio @bestinsio]

google maps should tell you if you’re going to a destination where the vibes are off

[roei ☆ @2roei]

dream blunt rotation would be my mom my dad and my siblings we figuring out what went wrong