Alexa Hubenak

dance. jokes. Jesus.

[Alexa Hubenak @lexaleighanne]

marked safe from dressing as the Tiger King and/or Carole Baskin for Halloween.

[Alexa Hubenak @lexaleighanne]

Ever have a really dirty baking pan and think “eh not worth it, I’ll just buy a new one.” then proceed to throw it away bc you didn’t want to work hard and clean it. No? Just me? K cool.

[Alexa Hubenak @lexaleighanne]

Ever gotten your nose pierced twice in a row bc the jewelry got stuck the first time and the piercer had to take it all out and start over??

No? Just me? Okay, cool.

[Alexa Hubenak @lexaleighanne]

Is bringing your lunch in a Target sack instead of a Walmart sack considered bougie?

[Alexa Hubenak @lexaleighanne]

we stan

[Alexa Hubenak @lexaleighanne]

Was excited to enjoy a nice afternoon on my pretty new patio but my neighbors are clearly AVID supporters of 4/20. 😵

Back inside I go.

[Alexa Hubenak @lexaleighanne]

Had an insanely bad case of the flu in Dec.. 102+ fever for over 7 days, couldn’t breath, missed Christmas, it was awful. But I tested NEGATIVE for the flu. Took me a good 2-3 weeks to fully recover.

@halerinjuarez and I are not convinced that I didn’t have COVID-19.. what if🤭

[Alexa Hubenak @lexaleighanne]

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[Alexa Hubenak @lexaleighanne]

You know sometimes I naively think that certain situations only happen on TV shows until they happen to me or my people and woww the nerve of some dummies out there..

thx for a good story, bro✌🏼

[Alexa Hubenak @lexaleighanne]

Today I woke up and found dried rhinestone glue on my face..

Happy comp season!!
#thriving

[Alexa Hubenak @lexaleighanne]

Why is drive-thru sushi not a thing yet?!?

[Alexa Hubenak @lexaleighanne]

The last episode of Criminal Minds aired tonight and I AM NOT OKAY.

someone send help.

[Alexa Hubenak @lexaleighanne]

My day off was not really a day off..

But going one day without having to tell someone to stop picking their nose can be considered a break right?!

[Alexa Hubenak @lexaleighanne]

Dear people sitting around me at church,

I am sincerely sorry that I keep sniffing and sneezing every other second. Don’t worry, I think it’s annoying too

[Alexa Hubenak @lexaleighanne]

Wearing my house shoes to work has become a regular occurrence..

#competitionseason

[Alexa Hubenak @lexaleighanne]

I will never get over having to teach hip hop at 9am..

Not necessarily my “grooviest” time of the day.

Currently accepting coffee donations.

[Alexa Hubenak @lexaleighanne]

Worker at Cane’s: “Sorry if this is weird but I really really like your voice.”

🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Is my voice really that cool?

[Alexa Hubenak @lexaleighanne]

that’s👏🏼my👏🏼sister👏🏼 #biggestfan

[Julie Moore @_moorejulie]

I’m gonna try to have more confidence in myself this year

[Alexa Hubenak @lexaleighanne]

@_moorejulie Here to unfortunately inform you that that crap never goes away🙃

[Alexa Hubenak @lexaleighanne]

Everyone: let’s wear ugly Christmas sweaters!

Me: **shows up in a Hanukkah sweater**... what?