Lex Alestock

You gotta risk it for the biscuit

[Lex Alestock @lexalestock]

@MattyH_75

[Lex Alestock @lexalestock]

*15 mins later*
McDonald's employee- Here's ur food, I gave u extra napkins to drool over your gf because she's so hot.
😂😂😭😭

[Lex Alestock @lexalestock]

*1AM @ McDonalds in Montreal, Canada*
George- I really wanna twerk right now

[Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys]

Join us at the #ClimateMarch! We'll be in Washington, DC on April 29th calling for #climate action now! https://t.co/2UqZGVqksI

[CAŦMAN @subzerov690]

He did it again. Not half the man.

[Lex Alestock @lexalestock]

I can't wait to get out of this stupid ass smelly ass ugly ass bum ass boring ass going down the drain ass anything else negative ass city

[Lex Alestock @lexalestock]

@george_scope https://t.co/GsKej2IfkU

[Lex Alestock @lexalestock]

According to my 4 yr old niece my sister's new baby is named "Pinkalicious"

[Lex Alestock @lexalestock]

@EmDogMILionaire Happy birthday em!💕

[Lex Alestock @lexalestock]

If I thought I missed playing volleyball before, coaching it makes me miss volleyball 1000000x more

[Lex Alestock @lexalestock]

Hey you, I love you way more than a fat kid loves cake. (Yes we were… https://t.co/Ckzo5SvOa2

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

He did it again.

@JColeNC just went platinum with no features for the second time in a row https://t.co/861ZvCXdfJ

[Lex Alestock @lexalestock]

George- Here's your hair noodle thing.
Me- ......
Me- You mean elastic???

[Alex Culosi @The__Doug]

I have such a hatred for school it's fucked up

[Lex Alestock @lexalestock]

This semester has made me realize school really isn't for me and I should be backpacking all over the world

[Lex Alestock @lexalestock]

@george_scope can we adopt her😭❤️ https://t.co/KrFtkNysUJ

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Meet Daisy. She's been pup for adoption for months now but hasn't gotten any applications. 11/10 let's change that

https://t.co/Jlb9L0m3J0