Alexa

• Does not play Despacito.

[Chelsea Fagan @Chelsea_Fagan]

no greater or more precious bond in this life than the one between people who don't want their pickle and people who want an extra pickle

[helena riley @freshhel]

I miss bars so much i miss when a guy asks ur name and u say “I don’t know”

[Bo @prettyygirlbo]

My child doing the bare minimum:

Me:

[super graphic ultra modern “girl” @foryoungheartss]

thinking about this baby goat. going to cry

[Kris Jenner @KrisJenner]

To our amazing fans...

[Alexa @lexalynch]

@madisonhopkins_ Brb crying

[aubrey @aubreybell]

if I say "I could eat" we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person

[madison @madisonhopkins_]

I got drunk with my friends last month and someone mentioned us being roommates and now we are moving in together in a week

[AI @cmillsdnd]

Hate when i’m singing a song and the artist gets the lyrics wrong

[Zainaaab 🍉 @Zainaaab5]

I keep saying ‘it is what it is’ but what even is it

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

can’t wait til they legalize outside

[Evan Bass @ebassclinics]

Ugh as if 2020 couldn’t get any worse... just discovered joe exotic was lip syncing the entire time. I am HEARTBROKEN