ari 𓃹

im on the cross rn not crucified just hangingout

[ari 𓃹 @lexaprophet]

i have to tape this to my wall and look at it every time i spend too much time here. you will not convince me of anything through any of this disastrous discourse

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

So easy to universalize personal experience into cultural critique .. just caught myself thinking “interesting how pumpkin carving is falling out of style” and then remembered im 23 and live alone in an apartment

[ari 𓃹 @lexaprophet]

the way I wrote my short story about a femcel using an etsy witch spell to get her crush before the movie came out… curry barker u will pay

[Maddie @maddiewhittle]

Having now seen the film, I can emphatically confirm that it’d be a much more interesting premise if the genders were reversed. A lonely awkward woman wishing for her crush to love her back and then getting more than she bargained for… many such cases, and yet rarely dramatized!

[ari 𓃹 @lexaprophet]

Gay Pokédex

[ari 𓃹 @lexaprophet]

Here’s how no other choice can still win best picture

[ari 𓃹 @lexaprophet]

Sun was out… saw 4 WMAF couples within a two block radius… spring is coming

[ari 𓃹 @lexaprophet]

Get Nationalized, Idiot!

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

[ari 𓃹 @lexaprophet]

Hudson Williams’ positive reviews of the Lolita adaptations are much less deplorable compared to the fact that worst person in the world was in his top four l

[ari 𓃹 @lexaprophet]

Me when i give one star to American psycho so people don’t think I condone murder

[Film History Pics @FilmHistoryPic]

Mira Nair with her son Zohran

[ari 𓃹 @lexaprophet]

Very upsetting seeing people post from Japan. Mostly because it was cooler when I did it

[ari 𓃹 @lexaprophet]

Specializing in anxious eldest daughters

[vivien leigh updates @ritagayworths]

we need to put an end to the instagram therapy industrial complex

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Discovered I am the youngest person who works here—within the unc lies the nephew darling

[ari 𓃹 @lexaprophet]

Being 27 is all about having several glasses of wine

[ari 𓃹 @lexaprophet]

yumeshipping myself with my husband

[Kinji Uehara @creamcrop84828]

My boyfriend is a real person 😭

[frick @gofrickurself]

Smoking that shit that makes me… Me. ❤️🫶

[ari 𓃹 @lexaprophet]

Next week I shall transcend to hagdom. And then when i’m 28 the following year I’ll return to infancy, similarly to how Buddhists reach nirvana

[ari 𓃹 @lexaprophet]

didnt sharia law sing man i feel like a woman

[ari 𓃹 @lexaprophet]

@acnl_png enjoy your dayquil cocktail

[ari 𓃹 @lexaprophet]

propaganda i won’t fall for:
aperol spritz
labubu
benson boone
chatgpt
jennie
sarah j maas
west village girls