Lexa Southern

Scaling the fine line between social networking and wasting your time. 🖤 NJ-PA

[Lexa Southern @LexaSouthern]

@GabbyFerraro I thought the same, like let my mans live. He ain’t hurting nobody lol

[Michael Stubel @MichaelStubel]

Imagine trying to explain to a tourist visiting Philadelphia why they’re hearing nothing but “Dancing On My Own” and “Dreams and Nightmares.”

[Lexa Southern @LexaSouthern]

@katenuhn And shopping for serotonin

[Lexa Southern @LexaSouthern]

Hate that I am now at an age were I thoroughly enjoy a Home Depot trip.

[Lexa Southern @LexaSouthern]

SOS bring mozzarella sticks.

[Lexa Southern @LexaSouthern]

@GabbyFerraro He should fear women though

[Lexa Southern @LexaSouthern]

Just thinking about all those who never got to experience Lil Wayne in his prime.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

2022, the bar is low. You got this.

[Lexa Southern @LexaSouthern]

Hoping 2022 is this vibe. 🥂

[Lexa Southern @LexaSouthern]

*shifting into soup mode.

[Lexa Southern @LexaSouthern]

I would like to proposition-that as a society we agree to not contact anyone before 9am unless it is an emergency. Sincerely, not a morning person

[Lexa Southern @LexaSouthern]

@GubbzSch00l3y It’s like this look was made for him

[Lexa Southern @LexaSouthern]

@GubbzSch00l3y I was not emotionally prepared for this.

[Lexa Southern @LexaSouthern]

Not me literally SOBBING at an episode of One Tree Hill from like 10 years ago….

[Lexa Southern @LexaSouthern]

Don’t ask me how many episodes of One Tree Hill I have watched in the last 24hrs.

[Lexa Southern @LexaSouthern]

FREE BRITNEY.

[Lexa Southern @LexaSouthern]

If I think about the amount of money that I am spending on my wedding for too long, I start to dry heave. This not a brag, just a reminder that the wedding industry is bullsh*t.

[Lexa Southern @LexaSouthern]

@hipp_icide I was popping extra strength Tylenol like it was candy. It did nothing after my 2nd vaccine lol but good need it was over in 24hrs

[Lexa Southern @LexaSouthern]

@franktankkk @goodbeanaltalt Im not even a little ok with this.

[Lexa Southern @LexaSouthern]

@PAlGELIZABETH Hahahaha thank you

[Lexa Southern @LexaSouthern]

17— now. Luckily my eyebrows grew back... sorta.