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new jersey

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Installing a garbage disposal in your shower: $1,200
Minding your own business: $0

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Growing up is realizing all the Zillow gone wild houses were just swinger pads

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@camoang Fambly knows

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You wouldn’t get it

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They were careless people, Tom and Daisy. They smashed up things, then retreated back into their money… and let other people clean up the mess they made.

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@thorsson_john 30 plus trillion

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@dc_mma

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First day of spring tomorrow, Weezer blue album today😤

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@WrestlingPhilly That’s a lot of challenge bricks

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@MrPatMineo Turley got a tough one

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@RealAngelaMc Lab grown diamonds. Totally ubiquitous now.

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@smalls2672 So Raegan’s tax structure worked?

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@USMCLiberal ….interesting that you started this timeline in 2014

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Thomas Massie that dude

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@realDonaldTrump Now do Israel

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@adam_mayer @MrPatMineo @NJSIAA Do you honestly think the West Deptford fan section taunted with the intention of getting there 4th place turned into a 3rd?

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@HardcoreHistory As a guy who probably couldn’t pass the civics test… I just think about FDR’s expansion of power and influence. I’m aware congress approved most, or all of his actions. The trump presidency, in theory, can swing the pendulum away from gov influence? IDK Dan gimme more podcast

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RT @StudentLoanJus1: Watching members of Congress and bureaucrats staging protests to save the Department of Education (and their jobs) is.…

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Saquon: wow. that’s what he does!

Jake Elliott: LFG ALLAHU AKBAR MY FUCKIN DAWG

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@ComicDaveSmith We should care about their safety just as much as they’ve cared about the lives of our troops as they advocated for wars that got them killed, maimed or riddled with PTSD and other mental health issues. Fuck em.